I'm tired of smearing oil all over my body.

[Olivianna]

Does anyone have any oregano?

 

[scylis]

but the oil makes you all slipery and pliant, and it conducts the electricity oh so well.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

No, but I have some really nice Jamaican Jerk Spice, it makes a lovely chicken rub, and it might work for humans too.

*and I in no way intend to imply that you are a jerk

 

[superlittlegirl]

Freshly picked and finely minced, just for you. Are you planning on getting baked?

 

[Olivianna]

Yes, I need some baking. I can use a good marinade too.

 

[Wiggles]

Um, oil smearing?

I haven't tired of it at all, want me to take a turn?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Yes, I need some baking. I can use a good marinade too.

It's often good to let things marinate in their own juices.

 

[Olivianna]

Yeah. I've got my hands tied behind me, and an apple in my mouth. I'm getting juicy.

 

[curious2c]

Well...maybe you need it rubbed in by a new hand. Perhaps one with experience and patience along with some heat and maybe a little more friction too. In some ways that tends to produce a desired effect.

 

[Olivianna]

I've just lain myself on a bed of lettuce. I'm off to marinate and get some shut eye. Thanks for your help.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Yikes!

No, but I have some really nice Jamaican Jerk Spice, it makes a lovely chicken rub, and it might work for humans too.

*and I in no way intend to imply that you are a jerk

Make Sure Not Ta Get Any Of THAT Between The Labia!

 

[islandman]

Yeah. I've got my hands tied behind me, and an apple in my mouth. I'm getting juicy.

One must wonder how you managed to start this thread.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Well, she obviously used her slippery erect nipples to type out each query.