I'm taking over! No prisoners!

[bluntforcemama]

Since it seems pretty DEAD tonight..... I'm going to conquer all of LitLand.


Little people of Literotica, hand over your hot authors and battery-powered sex devices!

 

[Pyper]

Never! You'll never take me and my battery-powered sex device alive!

 

[Guest]

Is it that time

again already?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: Is it that time

again already?

BANG! BANG! You're dead. Bye bye Mr. Unregistered.

 

[Nathon_88]

NEVER!!!!!

You'll never take me alive!

*strips nude and starts running around kissing people*

Or at least Sane!

 

[ohiobbw]

No! You cannot have my sex toys! If you do I will be forced to go insane! Then I will have to strip myself naked and run around kissing people like Nathon_88!

 

[bluntforcemama]

But you already do that!

 

[Nathon_88]

Myst, Shush! This could be the chance I was looking for!

 

[Problem Child]

This seems appropriate...

 

[Angel]

Cut that chick's hair short and it's Myst.

 

[Dillinger]

Hey PC - can you make a life size print of that and bring it to Vegas? I want to hang it up outside the door.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Weapon intactment, reminiscin' with assassins.

 

[Problem Child]

Why don't we just get Myst hair extensions and give her an UNLOADED .357 magnum?

 

[Dillinger]

Only if she'll wear that outfit too! (or lack of outfit, as it may be)

 

[Angel]

Because she is adorable with her short hair.

 

[Dillinger]

Hey Angel - what's YOUR weapon of choice? *grin*

 

[bluntforcemama]

Pfffftt.... oh, just load it, I won't shoot anyone, I promise!


Yeah, Angel, what's YOUR weapon of choice? Hmmm?

 

[scylis]

my mind is my weapon of choice. it keeps me on top without the need for fighting.

"... attaining one hundred victories in battle is not the pinnacle of excellence. Subjugating the enemy's army without fighting is the true pinnacle of excellence." - Sun Tzu

 

[Zephan]

Where does one find an outfit like that one? WOW!!

Oh, and if I find it, would any of you wear it?

 

[Angel]

My weapon of choice is Myst.

 

[scylis]

why am i not suprised?

 

[bluntforcemama]

My weapon of choice is Myst.

I LOVE you, AngelinaBoBeena! I would wear that outfit if I had a loaded gun to go with it. *bats her eyelashes.*

 

[Angel]

 

[willywanker]

I LOVE you, AngelinaBoBeena! I would wear that outfit if I had a loaded gun to go with it. *bats her eyelashes.*

And I'd probably need a bullet proof vest, cause I know I'd be staring, maybe drooling a little.

Sorry, I'll try to be good, Please don't shoot!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*thinks about it*

am I a hot author? hmmmmm

*checks story scores*

I don't think so...

*thinks about it some more*

you never know with sis....

*hides behind scylis*