Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
- Joined
- May 3, 2002
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Of course. You know better than to ask that.Miss me?
Only if you strip for me on cam.Answer in Haiku.
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Of course. You know better than to ask that.Miss me?
Only if you strip for me on cam.Answer in Haiku.
"About to write" is a state, not an action.
Her mother and my mother went to different schools together.
One of my favorite lines.
Step 1: Decide to write."About to write" involves, as I fucking just said, a whole shitload of actions. Fucking iced tea pouring. Fucking gathering of notes. Fucking trying to put paper in the laptop and then remembering that typewriters don't exist anymore. A shitload of actions. Jesus Christ I hate you. I'm so tired of this Sam and Diane vibe. No, we can't fuck. Then the tension's gone and we'll be cancelled. Instead you should quit to do movies.
You could have just said, "I'm doing a shitload of things in preparation for the writing I'm about to do.""About to write" involves, as I fucking just said, a whole shitload of actions. Fucking iced tea pouring. Fucking gathering of notes. Fucking trying to put paper in the laptop and then remembering that typewriters don't exist anymore. A shitload of actions. Jesus Christ I hate you. I'm so tired of this Sam and Diane vibe. No, we can't fuck. Then the tension's gone and we'll be cancelled. Instead you should quit to do movies.
She sends them to me first so I can rate them according to hardness. It's a job.
Step 1: Decide to write.
Step 2: Gather notebooks.
Step 3: Pour iced tea.
Step 4: Sign on to Lit.
I'm about to write. That's what I'm doing. Compiling my notebooks. Getting my research together. Pouring myself an iced tea. Fuck you. Fuck you so much. Flames -- on the side of my face..
I am relishing a small victory and listening to the rain.
Is that okay? Does it follow the rules? Is that a state or an action? I can be something else. I can be whatever you guys want me to be!
What is the mohs difficult part about doing that?
hyuk!
What's the rain telling you?
Oh, it's telling everyone. This rain is about as discreet as a dick in the mouth. I think it's saying "I'm irritating, but also refreshing and vaguely romantic."
Zumi I want to fist-bump you in a really sexual way right now.

Oh, it's telling everyone. This rain is about as discreet as a dick in the mouth. I think it's saying "I'm irritating, but also refreshing and vaguely romantic."
Hey, me too!
Except the one I'm posting to is witless and boring on top of being a douche.
Remember the Vaseline and my body is ready!
This may be the reason I stayed in tonight and am half-nakey on my bed with blueberry-infused vodka instead of going out and getting soggy.

Relishing and listening are actions.I am relishing a small victory and listening to the rain.
Is that okay? Does it follow the rules? Is that a state or an action?
Can you be a pirate ship?I can be something else. I can be whatever you guys want me to be!
I'm afraid I did omit that he needs the tag-along support of pathetic bottom-feeders like you...Oh the lawlz of this post...
Well, I'm off to do some reading and then hopefully fall asleep.
You stay classy, San Diego.