I'm Sorry, Lavy, Did I Step On Your Tit?

Marxist

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...it was an accident...I swear....let me get some duct tape or somethin'.
 
Marxist said:
...it was an accident...I swear....let me get some duct tape or somethin'.


Good Lord, they're like a pair of deflating hot air balloons laying on the desert floor.
 
Well it's one for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready now go cat go
But don't you
Step on nobody's tits....
 
Re: Re: I'm Sorry, Lavy, Did I Step On Your Tit?

Problem Child said:
Good Lord, they're like a pair of deflating hot air balloons laying on the desert floor.

I tried to drink from one by mistake...I thought it was a near empty wineskin.

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Lav has a supporting role in this film.

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Girl friend that is. :) She's sexy as hell, but I let her ride the Sybian and now I don't think I'll have a chance to get her into my bed.
 
Rubyfruit said:
Girl friend that is. :) She's sexy as hell, but I let her ride the Sybian and now I don't think I'll have a chance to get her into my bed.

aw, and i had such high hopes for you :)
 
Rubyfruit said:
Hey Marx, was that you who called today and spoke with my girlfriend?

Hello. :)

No, that was me. She switched your long distance service, took out term life insurance in your name and signed up for a three year subscription to Better Homes and Gardens.
 
Those are the panties I was remembering last night, Cat.

(hiya, btw)
 
Rubyfruit said:
Hey Marx, was that you who called today and spoke with my girlfriend?

Hello. :)

That was your gf? I thought Bea Arthur was in town. Husky-voiced she was.
 
*bratcat* said:
*perk*

Marxist called??

I called you one time, remember? You wouldn't stop talking about how you wanted to come to ATL and eat my burrito. Dirty mind you are.
 
Originally posted by *bratcat*
Hiya, Cherry...no the ones from last night were sheer black ones with little pink hearts on them. :)

Have you read your PMs today, missie???
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Yeah, I saw the picture that you posted for a short while ... those were real cute, too.

Ummmmm ... nope. I didn't get a popup thingy. Checking now.
 
Rambling Rose said:
Speak of the devil.

Not only does she steal my old avatar, she has the audacity to do it while wearing my shade of lipstick.

Hussy.
 
*bratcat* said:
*sniffle* So now you no longer call??? I am heartbroken.

The only girls I'll talk on the phone with are my mom and that chick from the 1-800-EAT-POON line. They understand me.
 
Rambling Rose said:
It's an homage. I was channeling you and look...it worked!

Cool. What avatar would I use if I was channeling Rosebottom?
 
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