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How about some nice soothing Dr. Jack Wheeler in a rather humerous mood for a rabid right-winger. I hope you agree. And don't worry, vocabulary buddy can probably help you with those really hard words like responsibility...



World SitRep
Jack Wheeler
Freedom Research Foundation
Wednesday, Sept. 4, 2002


In intelligence or military circles, a briefing on the current circumstances in a particular region is called a "Situation Report," or SitRep. After a two-month sojourn circling the entire planet (my 12th complete circle) this summer, I thought I would give you a Situation Report on the whole world in general – or at least some of its more interesting parts.


Bograkab

It was funny traveling around the world while so much of it was obsessed with the World Bograkab Cup. The game is publicly known as "soccer" or "futbol," but it really should be called Bunch-of-Guys-Running-Around-Kicking-a-Ball: Bograkab. The "world's most popular sport" is thankfully not so in America, where only kids play it (who love to run around and kick a ball) and grown-ups regard it as terminally boring with no pace and drama.

The sight of worldwide millions in a delirious frenzy watching bograkab games is hysterically amusing. It is such a relief to be back in the U.S., and just in time for the start of NFL football – a real game with real drama played by real men, not skinny little guys. (Watch for Steve Spurrier's Fun-n'-Gunnin' Redskins to make a solid run for the Super Bowl.)


Asia

The two things that epitomize China's capital, Beijing, today are choking smog and traffic jams vastly worse than anything experienced by, say, Los Angeles. Just as choked and snarled are the city's politics, as Chief Communist Jiang Zemin tries to publicly step down from, and privately hold on to, power. The leadership transition game will disenable China from coming to grips with its gargantuan unemployment problem, or from telling the truth about productivity stats.

The claim will be 7 percent to 8 percent GDP growth; the truth will be 1 percent 2 percent. Enron and WorldCom's accounting deceptions are dwarfed by China's. The GDP lie must continue in order to keep the FDI (foreign direct investment) flood coming. Thus China may be the next Argentina. When the GDP truth is finally exposed and the expected reforms don't happen, the FDI flood dries up, deficit spending and borrowing go through the roof, and its Tailspin City.


Japan, as we all know by now, is simply hopeless. The power structure is as old and decrepit as its population, entrenched and immovable, making reform impossible. The best to be hoped for is that the terminal decline of the Japanese economy is a slow descent downhill, rather than a precipitous collapse off a cliff.


Asia's bright spots are the original Tigers, now coming back with a roar. South Korea, the Philippines under Gloria Macapagal, Malaysia under a chastened and retiring Mahathir, Thailand especially, and even reforming Indonesia. Keep your eye on these economies, and contact Marc Faber in Hong Kong on the best investment bets within them (tel 852-2801-5410, fax 852-2845-9192).


Europe

The best thing that can be said about Europe is that it's not as hopeless as Japan. Germans, Italians and Frenchfolk don't want to have kids and don't want to work anymore – they want to go on vacation. With 35-hour workweeks, six-week vacations, and being fired legally impossible, how can they hope to compete with America or Asia?

They can't. There is no way the euro can maintain parity with the dollar. Only if Edmund Stoiber is elected will Germany's, and thus Europe's, workforce have a chance to awaken from its subsidized slumber.


The Lost Continent

No, not Africa, which is so lost it's economically invisible. It's South America. The only sane place left there is Chile, the only hint of good news is Alvaro Uribe's election in Colombia. A fascist Castro wannabe runs Venezuela, an incompetent populist has lurched Peru left and into collapse, left-wing clowns have taken Argentina off the map, and Brazil is poised to commit economic suicide by electing a Marxist goofball named Lula. Virtually the entire continent seems determined to retreat and regress into isolation and irrelevance.


Schmucks

What is it about Arabs that makes them the schmucks of the world? I take it you've heard why Osama bin Laden and Yasser Arafat always cover their heads with a turban or kaffiyeh – it's to cover up their circumcision scars. The day is not far off when GW will decide he doesn't need the approval of Euroweenies and the New York Times to take out Saddam. With the world's first Arab democracy established in Iraq, folks throughout the Arab world will have a chance to regain their sanity, secure their freedom, and stop being schmucks.


The Last Best Place

Perhaps it is clear now why the U.S. economy is in recovery mode: There is nowhere else to go. The U.S. is still the best and safest place, by far, for the world's investors to put their dough. They may hedge their bets, à la Brazil, waiting to see that anti-capitalist Democrats don't take the House in November. But if GW's party wins the Congress enchilada, there will be no stopping the DOW or NASDAQ.

 

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Of course your Trollholiness, your favorite show would not be complete without a swipe at the Clinton's! How about a little Ruddy (no, not your complexion fool, but I do see why you would be concerned...) this morning on Clinton and his Jewish ways...



Bill Clinton’ Chutzpah
Christopher Ruddy
Monday, Sept. 9, 2002


I give Bill Clinton credit for one thing: having no shame, he has what we say in New York, real "chutzpah.”

With 9-11 around the corner, Clinton has been making the media circuit. Just this week he was on CNN’s Larry King Live.


In his latest pronouncement, the impeached former president was suggesting that Bush administration is making a mistake by going after Saddam Hussein. Clinton says they should get bin Laden first.


Clinton says getting bin Laden had been an "obsession” during his presidency.


As usual, Bill is not totally honest. Monica and friends were obsessions. Bin Laden was an annoyance, an irritating gnat for America’s first playboy president.


In a new book that I co-edited with Carl Limbacher, we lay out the damning evidence of how Clinton actually helped the terrorists and their sponsors.


In "Catastrophe; Clinton’s Role in America’s Worst Disaster”, we reveal:



Clinton’s own admission, on tape, that he could have extradited bin Laden from the Sudan in 1996. Bin Laden had already been linked to terrorist bombings in the early 90s, but Clinton gave him a free pass –despite the protests of a senior member of his National Security Council staff.


Richard Baer, the CIA’s top officer in Iraq during Clinton’s first term, says he was close to helping indigenous Iraqi forces overthrow Saddam when senior Clinton aides suddenly recalled him to Washington. At the same time, Baer says he was baffled that Clinton was allowing Saddam to sell billions of dollars in smuggled oil through Turkey. Baer said it was clear that Clinton wanted to keep Saddam in power.

Dick Morris, the one-time Clinton confidante, reveals that Clinton ambassador Richard Holbrooke complained that Clinton was not interested in hearing intelligence that terrorists planned to strike U.S. troops in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Morris says the Khobar Towers bombing could have been avoided – but Clinton was busy on other matters.

[Editor’s Note: You can order this book directly from NewsMax, simply by CLICKING HERE]

All of these are very serious allegations about our former President, made by credible people. Yet, with Clinton hitting the media circuit, no one in the press wants to ask him about his own record during the 90s.


Here’s a question Larry King never could have asked: "Mr. Clinton, considering that the 19 hijackers were operating in the U.S. for years, training for this operation in this country, under your watch, do you believe you and your administration bear most of the culpability for what happened on 9/11?”


Instead of being asked fair questions, Clinton is using these media ops to polish his own image.


On King’s program, Clinton made the totally false claim that since the Gulf War, and after eight years of his presidency, "Saddam Hussein is weaker, and our military is stronger.”


After the Gulf War, Saddam’s forces were decimated. Our military was at its zenith.


After eight years of Clinton, all estimates suggest that Saddam has been able to rebuild his forces to 50 to 75 percent of troop strength from the days before the Gulf War. Worse, Saddam has had years and billions of dollars, thanks to Clinton, to build weapons of mass destruction.


And since Clinton caved in 1998, UN inspectors have not been in Iraq.. (Why won’t members of the press ever ask Clinton why he backed down on his demands for UN inspections?)


Saddam has had plenty of time to build dangerous weapons, and in that sense he should be considered more dangerous than he was before the Gulf War and before Clinton came to power. If such weapons are ever used against us, we need to remember who is truly responsible for that.


Clinton’s claim the U.S. military is stronger after his presidency is also totally bogus. By every measure -- ships, aircraft, troops in the field, conventional and strategic weapons -- America witnessed radical reductions under Clinton. When Bush came to power, Clinton had reduced the military overall force strength by 40 percent.


Even stocks of the so-called "smart weapons” and cruise missiles that had been developed before Clinton took office, have been totally depleted during Clinton’s "wag the dog" war in Kosovo.


In fact, the real reason the Bush administration has waited so long to attack Iraq is that we needed time to rebuild the arsenal Clinton depleted.


Still, the media spin from the liberals is that we need not discuss Bill Clinton’s role in 9/11 (they say it’s old news, after all). The same media that still make bashing Richard Nixon a page one story decades after his presidency can’t utter a bad word about Bill Clinton.


Meanwhile, Clinton busily goes from media op to media op rewriting history.


We at NewsMax find that unacceptable. "Catastrophe: Clinton’s Role in America’s Worst Disaster” sets the record straight and places blame exactly where it belongs.


It is important for the future that we honestly admit what happened during Clinton’s reign, and take steps to see this never happens again in America.

 

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For the Ladies, and Glamorilla, we have a little Mel Gibson News!



Saturday, September 7, 2002 12;36 AM EST
Mel Gibson Plans Film on Passion of Jesus

Zenit.org reports that Mel Gibson is in Italy to finalize details for the filming of a movie on the passion and death of Jesus.

Variety magazine said the Australian actor-producer sought advice from Vatican experts for "Passion," which will be produced by his Icon Productions. The film will be faithful to Gibson's Catholicism, the magazine added.

Gibson has decided on actor Jim Caviezel to play the role of Jesus. Caviezel, also a Catholic, is acclaimed for his roles in "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "High Crimes."

The Spanish newspaper La Razón reported that the filming will begin in mid-September, coinciding with the Roman fall, which in Gibson's words will bring "the right light to re-create the particular atmosphere I want."

Gibson and two aides traveled to Sassi di Matera early last month in preparation for filming. Sources speculate that filming may take place in the nearby town of Craco.

Pier Paolo Pasolini filmed the "Gospel According to St. Matthew" in Sassi in 1964. Its ancient neighborhood of Sasso Caveoso has an old center abounding in cave-houses excavated from limestone. "Passion" is due out in 2003.





Oh, ohhhh.... Someone still believes in God! Better get Baldwin to organize an intervention!

 

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... and our story of the week involves SEX WITH HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS! Yes the underage stuff which you just love Trollholio!



I walked out on stage where a hundred pimply kids were waiting to audition. They looked so small. Tiny, even. I wondered if I should have worn a tie or something, 'cause suddenly I felt way old.

I checked her card, expecting her to be a freshman, probably fifteen years old… She seemed too tiny. But then, they all did.

She was way too young to contemplate anything other than a good late-night jerk-off fantasy. Problem was I knew that I'd never be able to lay back in my bed later that night and conjure up her pretty, young body in my mind, without having first had some actual emotional contact with her.

But this girl was a high school student, and I knew there was no way I could come up with a plausible storyline that ends up with us in bed. But I wanted very much to have that jerk-off session, so I had to try something a little dangerous. I would have to touch her. And not just a brush or two. I would have to touch her for an extended time, feel her skin, maybe even smell her, so I could bring up the sensations later and become aroused. What I came up with was somewhat innocent, a little dirty, and definitely perverted. And I had to be real careful.

I was feeling very perverted, letting my eyes dance all over her.

As the music began I unbuttoned my jeans. No one could see me in the back, it was too dark, and I was behind a table, and I very much needed to readjust Mr. Happy, who had grown considerably since I made contact with Patti. I swear that's all I was planning to do, but the moment I touched the old P-man, he jumped up and grew another inch. Oh yes, I was aroused, and I knew I had to do a little stroking. So I looked around. No one was near. It was dark. I was feeling seriously anxious. So I did it. I pulled my cock out. Jesus, I was so scared someone would come running back to ask me a question and catch me! But no one did. So I kept on stroking. Hidden behind the table I was able to stroke myself off while watching Patti dance.

I squeezed my cock hard and let out a little sigh, which no one could hear thanks to Mr. McCoy's loud piano. I placed a T-shirt from my rehearsal bag over my stomach and jerked off harder. I saw myself peeling her tights off, turning her around and entering her tiny pussy from behind, fucking her right there on the stage, spreading those little sweaty little legs, pushing my cock into her and listening to her moan with her first orgasm, and her gabbing my ass and pulling me deeper into her cunt. I put my finger up to my nose, smelled her sweat again, and came all over the T-shirt.

 

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Hey, our first write, off the email wire

[edited to protect the High Troll's REAL identity...]

D__ – Carries a mirror with him so he can glance at himself while he’s typing a message to you, dictionary in hand (he likes to correct). He’s so cool on the lit board but in the real world? Some of us know what a shallow loser he is. Sorry, am I meant to keep up the pretence we think he’s cool?

Rick DeVille

 

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Well, folks, we're out of time for this edition of the show!

We're of to read the South China Morning Post...