I'm Not Really Here

Dillinger

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OK - lunch break is just about over. I'm not really here, as some of you know I'm travelling this week. But I couldn't resist feeding my Lit addiction, even for this short amount of time.

Who knows, maybe I'll skip the wild night life here and spend some of it online tonight... *lol*

Who else isn't really here?

Who else is definitely NOT here?

If you're not here, please say so.
 
I'm here, but won't be here starting friday night for a couple of weeks.

BTW, dilly, missing you.:kiss:
 
Where is here? Since I'm in the perpetual state of confusion, I guess I'm never here. I'm always there. Or is it somewhere else?

What the fuck, it's raining and I'm at work (where ever that is) and I'm in need of a good rip-roaring fuck session.

Oh well, back to doing something non-essential.:D
 
Definitely not here. I'm deluded. But I am here. No wait, I am at my desk on campus, but no, I am here!
 
Sorry to disappoint all:

I am here!

Hi Dilly!

*hugs and sweet kisses*
 
This is all just an elaborate program.. from the men in black to keep me coming back time and again so that my real job sits in my task bar.



Which pill did you take?
 
I'm never here, but if you're persistant, I may glance over here from somewhere else from time to time.
 
Dillinger said:
Who else isn't really here?

Who else is definitely NOT here?

If you're not here, please say so.

I dont know which category I fit into but I'm not here anyway
 
I am not here.
I am over there.
No not there, here.
See? Just there!
And missing you. :)
 
HOLY WOW!

*smile*

I get to go home early. Soon I really will be here.

I think.
 
*peeking in*

Nope no one here.

Dilly's still not here.

Anyone else definitely not here?

I know Im definitely not all there.

:D
 
I am definitely not here.

I am incognito.

I am invisible.

I am forgettable.

But, since you all aren't here either, there's no one to blow my cover, right?

:cool:
 
I'm not here Dill, I'm a figment. Hmmm, or perhaps I am here, and everyone else is a figment.

Anyway - I know Wiggles isn't here, because I'd see her if she was.
 
As typical a reply as this may be...

I am not really here either. Mostly.
 
*damn* I borrowed Harry Potter's
cloak of invisibility but my feet are
showing! :D
*waving my wand, chanting as I do*

"seeum if they here"

Nope, I can't see anyone.
I wonder who else isn't here?


:D
 
I was here, at some point. Hmmmm

Now, it seems I am not.

Now, damn, where did I go?

I am always losing things....now I seem to have lost me.

*looking under the sofa and behind the door*
 
Hmmmm... yes... yes... uh huh... ALRIGHTY NOW! Yup... I do indeed seem to be here!

Or is that hair?
 
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