I'm Not Gay At All But....

[Marxist]

...I'm strangely drawn to Dillinger's avatar. I think it's the lumberjack in me that wants to chop it down and sell it for firewood.

 

[Starfish]

Yes... that's some kindling alright.

 

[seXieleXie]

"i'm not gay at all...but...."

you know, i've been hearing that phrase out of you a lot lately... and i'm starting to wonder...

 

[Marxist]

Re: "i'm not gay at all...but...."

you know, i've been hearing that phrase out of you a lot lately... and i'm starting to wonder...

I'm just trying to get your attention. Being simply straight doesn't seem to curry favor in your camp.

 

[Dillinger]

Dude... that's SO GAY!

So... what turns you on the most about it? The pipe?

 

[Tremolo]

Any sentance that begins with the phrase "I'm not gay" usually means you are. Sorry marxist. Don't deny your true self.

 

[Marxist]

So... what turns you on the most about it? The pipe?

I think the Brylcreem.

Let me explain this to Lexie cuz she probably doesn't remember Brylcreem: It was a cream for White guys in the hey day of hair preparation with a thin comb. "A little dab will do ya!"

 

[Laurel]

http://64.213.162.194/fun/50s/brylcreem.jpg

 

[Starfish]

Of course he is gay. Gay about the fact that Dillenger changed his av to a different resemblence of a Dick.

It's those van dykes you have to worry about.

 

[seXieleXie]

I think the Brylcreem.

Let me explain this to Lexie cuz she probably doesn't remember Brylcreem: It was a cream for White guys in the hey day of hair preparation with a thin comb. "A little dab will do ya!"

i know what Brylcreem is. Don't make me come to Atlanta and kick your ass.

 

[Starfish]

Okay, is it me or is the fact that Laurel has readily made access to that picture a mind melting, neuron blower?

 

[Dillinger]

I actually have a van dyke style goatee!

And a Dick!

 

[Starfish]

You mean you have a high shine snatch buffer and a watering wand for the pretty flowers.

 

[Dillinger]

Exactly...

And not enough hair to need Brylcreem (if anyone actually ever NEEDED Brylcreem)

 

[Marxist]

i know what Brylcreem is. Don't make me come to Atlanta and kick your ass.

Maude?

 

[kotori]

God will get you, Marxist.

And what's with the Harpo? Opposite of Oprah? Gonna become a spokesman for the Beef Council?