I'm New

[skinsthashiznit]

I am new to this website. I LOVE sex! I would like to get to meet people that are like me, I think I found the right place.

 

[Killswitch]

Welcome. The over under on you is 7 posts.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I am new to this website. I LOVE sex! I would like to get to meet people that are like me, I think I found the right place.

Give me your address and I'll come have sex with you.

 

[lovetoread]

Wrong board.

Everyone on here hates sex.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I am new to this website. I LOVE sex! I would like to get to meet people that are like me, I think I found the right place.

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13

 

[Squafdonoboles]

I'm new here too, but mainly because some of my friends have asked me to publish their stories. I do write my own as well, but after reading so many terrific stories here I feel as if I'm up against some "stiff" competition LOL.

 

[skinsthashiznit]

Lets get this thread going. I am going to go see a lady friend of mine. What would should we do? She is up for anything

 

[RoryN]

*sits back to watch the slaughter*

 

[Squibbs]

Lets get this thread going. I am going to go see a lady friend of mine. What would should we do? She is up for anything

Stick a bowling pin up her ass.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Lets get this thread going. I am going to go see a lady friend of mine. What would should we do? She is up for anything

I offered to have sex with you and you brushed me off? Are you stupid or what?

 

[run_silent]

Give me your address and I'll come have sex with you.

You never made me that offer.

Geez. I hope you are really a woman.

 

[skinsthashiznit]

Sorry, I thought you were joking

 

[skinsthashiznit]

I offered to have sex with you and you brushed me off? Are you stupid or what?

Sorry, I thought you were joking

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Sorry, I thought you were joking

Sorry, I thought you were joking

Kind of stupid mistake on your part. I am reconsidering my offer.

 

[Squibbs]

You never made me that offer.

Geez. I hope you are really a woman.

It's not, it's blobfish.

Please don't quote it.

 

[skinsthashiznit]

Kind of stupid mistake on your part. I am reconsidering my offer.

PM me

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

PM me

So you can blow me off again?

 

[skinsthashiznit]

So you can blow me off again?

Whatever, Whatever, you are most likely some dude that only gets sex by typing with one hand and jerking off with another and wants to fuck with me

 

[SeaDaddy1]

*sits back to watch the slaughter*

Pass the popcorn please.

 

[butters]

I'm new here too, but mainly because some of my friends have asked me to publish their stories. I do write my own as well, but after reading so many terrific stories here I feel as if I'm up against some "stiff" competition LOL.

*sigh*

Lets get this thread going. I am going to go see a lady friend of mine. What would should we do? She is up for anything

*so tempted*

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Whatever, Whatever, you are most likely some dude that only gets sex by typing with one hand and jerking off with another and wants to fuck with me

Plus, you stutter.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[skinsthashiznit]

I need a lady to show me the ins and outs of Literotica

 

[CandiCame]

Welcome! The stories are better then the forums.

 

[skinsthashiznit]

Thanks, I will read some.