'I'm Leaving' Threads Remind Me Of

[Calamity Jane]

High School Yearbooks.

They're full of 'We'll miss you's and 'Take Care's and 'It won't be the same without you's from people who really don't give a fuck whether the person who's 'leaving' posts here or not.

I picture the people who start them subscribing and checking back everytime they get the email telling them there's another post to the thread.

I wonder if they cry if there aren't 'enough' posts stating that they'll be missed.

I wonder if their feelings are hurt when they get the obligatory 'don't let the door hit you' line.

I wonder if they feel like dumbasses when they eventually come back to the boards.

 

[april-wine]

High School Yearbooks.

They're full of 'We'll miss you's and 'Take Care's and 'It won't be the same without you's from people who really don't give a fuck whether the person who's 'leaving' posts here or not.

I picture the people who start them subscribing and checking back everytime they get the email telling them there's another post to the thread.

I wonder if they cry if there aren't 'enough' posts stating that they'll be missed.

I wonder if their feelings are hurt when they get the obligatory 'don't let the door hit you' line.

I wonder if they feel like dumbasses when they eventually come back to the boards.

IT was you who wrote this in MY yearbook........BITCH.......

 

[Guru]

Yayati doesn't feel like a dumbass. Even tough he is.

 

[alexandraaah]

Hey pcg. *waving*

Please, don't leave us.

Seriously though, HI!

 

[SaucyWench]

You wrote "Good riddance, bitch," in my yearbook. And you STILL haven't been able to make me leave! muhahaha!!!

 

[Guest]

This your way of telling us you're leaving? Cool.

 

[Raina]

"Have a nice summer, PCG"

Willow: "Oh, my God. 'Have a nice summer.' 'Have a nice summer.' This girl had no friends at all.
Giles: "Uh, once again, I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
Buffy: "'Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say."
Xander: "It's the kiss of death."

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hi Draaah darlin!

April, I'm pretty sure I wrote. "Stay Sweet"

Saucy, I got rid of you about 6 1/2 hours ago. What took you so long to get home?

I think I'm going to go dig out my yearbooks and count signatures.

Storm, if I had that kind of willpower, I would've left a long long time ago.

 

[Guest]

You? No willpower?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Just to be clear about this PCG--are you or are you not leaving?

And if you want me to sign your yearbook, just let me know.

 

[Calamity Jane]

You? No willpower?

Willpower and fear of rejection are NOT the same thing, stormykins.

Just to be clear about this PCG--are you or are you not leaving?

And if you want me to sign your yearbook, just let me know.

Not leaving.

Yes please.

I just found my senior yearbook. There are more teacher signatures in it than student signatures. I am such a nerd.

 

[Dillinger]

I left ages ago. That's why I have so few posts.

 

[april-wine]

April, I'm pretty sure I wrote. "Stay Sweet"

Hmmmmm I was sure it was something like let's get sticky and sweet.....

 

[Guest]

Willpower and fear of rejection are NOT the same thing, stormykins.

How'd you know what I was referring to? Am I THAT transparent?

 

[MsMuffet]

... I picture the people who start them subscribing and checking back everytime they get the email telling them there's another post to the thread.

I wonder if they cry if there aren't 'enough' posts stating that they'll be missed....

I wonder if they feel like dumbasses when they eventually come back to the boards.

I think those are the ones that go into Witness Protection Program only to resurface with new identities!

 

[morninggirl5]

Exactly, pcg.


Maybe we should start posting

2 Good
2 Be
4 Gotten

 

[Calamity Jane]

2 Good
2 Be
4 Gotten

LOL!

Hmmmmm I was sure it was something like let's get sticky and sweet.....

I can't believe I forgot that I wrote that!

Please forgive me.

How'd you know what I was referring to? Am I THAT transparent?

I'm just that smart.

 

[Guest]

I'm just that smart.

OK, what am I thinking riight............now.

 

[alexandraaah]

I once went on a date with a guy that we later called, "Good ole' yearbook Stu."

After the date, he called me and said, "Good luck," closely followed by, "Keep in touch."

Uh, yeah.

He hearted me.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Simple, stormin... wondering why I wasnt around to bring her in

 

[Calamity Jane]

Wow, Storm, I'm speechless. Just... wow. Who knew thoughts could make ya tingle?

Draaah, I think we dated the same guy! He was soooooo cool.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

High School Yearbooks.

They're full of 'We'll miss you's and 'Take Care's and 'It won't be the same without you's from people who really don't give a fuck whether the person who's 'leaving' posts here or not.

Then it makes sense to you that senior year I just stamped people's year books with my "Merry Christmas" rubber stamp I made in shop. Many people didn't seem to appreciate it! I can't tell you how many signatures I missed out on saying things like, "We had such fun in Mr Cling's Math class." Yeah Calculus was real fun, I guess if they had signed my year book I might be able to remember their names.

I wonder if they feel like dumbasses when they eventually come back to the boards.

Of course not. They are back by popular demand!

 

[SaucyWench]

Saucy, I got rid of you about 6 1/2 hours ago. What took you so long to get home?

I think I'm going to go dig out my yearbooks and count signatures.

You left me all hot and bothered after letting me sleep with you but not touch...I had to stop at a McDonald's and get myself off properly.

 

[cymbidia]

I wonder if they feel like dumbasses when they eventually come back to the boards.

Some of us dumbasses just left, never ever posting anything even remotely like a "I'm leaving now and i hate you all" thread. So when we come back we can just kinda saunter right back in, no shameful toe dragging involved.

 

[Calamity Jane]

eeewwww... Saucy! If I'd known I was dooming you to McDonald's bathroom masturbation, I would have let you touch!!!

Cym, some of you we're really glad to see sauntering back in.