I'm leaving ....................................... the toilet seat up

I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do...

I'm going to chuckle slightly then go back to downloading more porn.
 
Well I'm not going to do a thing about it, cause' I don't live with you.

But if I did, I would repeatedley slam the toilet seat every single time I walked in the bathroom. If this doesn't work, I'm cyran wrapping the bowl, and unscrewing the light bulb.

And I am not cleaning up that mess! :D
 
I'd tell ya that if you want to find that dream gal that you talked about in that magazine,you need to learn to put it back down. :D

I picked that magazine up at the airport and got to see ya.

You are kinda cute. ;)
 
I'm with you Todd

We men need to take a stand. I mean when we pee that is. A sit when we shit.....BUT I will tell you that some night you'll get up to poo and forget you have the seat up and drown your bare ass when it's dark.

I'm still with ya though. Toilet seats up and proud. Don't you think it would be nice for the ladies to put it up after they use it?
Just for a change?
 
I'm gonna wash the toilet with your toothbrush... and just chuckle quietly everytime you brush your teeth.
 
Well I wouldn't do anything...except put it down before I have to pee. Personally I don't understand why a woman can't put the seat down herself in the first place. Hell, it's not like we put it up for you guys in case you have to go before we get back in there. :rolleyes:


Brat
 
Too Funny

He he he very funny although I would not want to be the one to sit on the toliet when you were through! lol

Hugs
DOLL:rose:
 
pagancowgirl said:
I'm gonna wash the toilet with your toothbrush... and just chuckle quietly everytime you brush your teeth.

and thats why i keep my tooth brush in a lock box
 
OK....not to change the subject..but

why the hell can't women look at the toilet before they sit down? I'm prolly the biggest gentleman at lit...but I can't figure out how it became man's responsibility to make sure that the toilet seat is down in case some girl has to pee. Like if I have to pee and the seat is down..I (generally, depending on sobriety) will raise it so as not to get it wet. What more do you want?
 
Re: OK....not to change the subject..but

Southern37 said:
why the hell can't women look at the toilet before they sit down? I'm prolly the biggest gentleman at lit...but I can't figure out how it became man's responsibility to make sure that the toilet seat is down in case some girl has to pee. Like if I have to pee and the seat is down..I (generally, depending on sobriety) will raise it so as not to get it wet. What more do you want?

I am blind as a bat without my glasses. I do not want to have to put them on to go take a piss in the middle of the night and falling in is not a great thing to have happen. That is my reason as to why the toilet seat must go back down,and yes I have taught my son to put the seat down when he is done. ;)
 
Why all the fuss ladies?

Really now. Why not put it up when your done. Or better yet, when you are done leave it down and we will put it up. You know, rotate the duty<no pun intended> But I work with all women being a nurse and thats all they do is whine about the toilet seat. I mean, I do not wine everytime they clog the toilet with their napkins.
 
Leaving it up is fine.

Watchout out if it falls while you're peeing.Ouch.
 
i dont really care if he is a sit-pisser or stand-up-pisser - as long as he doesn't make a mess. My mum is really particular about the toilet seat being down after dad went to the loo; so she bought a "loo ghost" that is stuck under the toilet seat and everytime you lift it, it shrieks: "Please feel free to take a seat." :D

Halo :rose:
 
If they would have want to toilet seat up they wouldnt have put it there in the first place... so you see, toilet seat are made to be always down.... logic...

Oh by the way, they sold toilet seat that automatically regain is rightfull place a couple of minutes after "SOMEONE" leave it up......

Déjà :devil:
 
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