I'm in need of a discreet online lover

[freakygirl]

If you are seriously interested...

Please pm me.









sits back and waits for pms to start rolling in

 

[Angel]

Can you provide a list of benefits, please?

 

[k¡tty]

I've yet to meet anyone who is really discreet about it. It usually comes out in a nudge nudge wink wink kinda way. lol

 

[freakygirl]

Can you provide a list of benefits, please?

Ummm no. I can't.

But this is all about me anyway. You have to provide a list of benefits to me

 

[P. B. Walker]

If you are seriously interested...

Please pm me.




sits back and waits for pms to start rolling in

It's just WAY too damn easy for you ladies. I swear...

lol

PBW "I think some of us men come "pre-wrapped" so you can just slip us on your little finger."

 

[freakygirl]

I've yet to meet anyone who is really discreet about it. It usually comes out in a nudge nudge wink wink kinda way. lol

Well the only one that can't find out about it.. is Mr Freaky. LOL

 

[sheath]

You actually used 'discreet" and "online" in the same sentence?

ROFLMAO

S.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: I'm in need of a discreet online lover

It's just WAY too damn easy for you ladies. I swear...

lol

PBW "I think some of us men come "pre-wrapped" so you can just slip us on your little finger."

Is that you in your av? If so, You have beautiful fingernails. Are they real or acrylic?

 

[freakygirl]

You actually used 'discreet" and "online" in the same sentence?

ROFLMAO

S.

Hey now.. this is my fantasy. Don't fuck with it.

 

[islandman]

I've got a kid brother. How young do you like em, anyway?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I've yet to meet anyone who is really discreet about it. It usually comes out in a nudge nudge wink wink kinda way. lol

you've just not been noodling the right pasta pots then hun

 

[J.B.]

If I may ask....why discreet?
Loud and obnixious can be so much fun...

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Re: Re: I'm in need of a discreet online lover

Is that you in your av? If so, You have beautiful fingernails. Are they real or acrylic?

Yes me, but not my nails. But I'll tell her you said they were nice. Not sure what kind they are. I believe real. They felt real.

 

[freakygirl]

One pmer?

I'm so lame

 

[Tungwagger]

You do realize some troll will now come up with an alternate thread title don't you?

"I'm in need of an indiscreet, uncaring online lover"

Running out of the thread to start it.....

 

[P. B. Walker]

One pmer?

I'm so lame

That's odd. Must be the time of day. Try it again later tonight. LOL.

Or maybe you are too hot, and most of the guys think you are out of their league.


PBW

 

[curious2c]

Aye...I'm decrepit and inline.



OOPS! Mybad...you want dicreet...heh...oh shit! ONline too! Missed that one all the way around!

 

[islandman]

So....................seeing as you're going to have your hands full with your new, discreet online lovers, does that mean Mr. Freaky can come out and play?

 

[patford31769]

How discreet do you need?

What do you have in mind?

Can a girl like me play? My qualifications: exotic dancer for 9 years. VERY bi!

Can I bring others to the party (b/f, other exotic dancers, etc.)? Oh, I guess not, then how discreet would THAT be?

Aloha from Patty

 

[k¡tty]

you've just not been noodling the right pasta pots then hun

Well it's hard when someone keeps guarding their noodle from me. *sniff*



Maybe they don't think that you're actually serious Freaky.. that can be the only explanation for only one pm.

 

[freakygirl]

wooo hooo.. another pmer

Tungwagger-Wouldn't be the first time.

Islandman-Yes he is free.. I've kicked him to the curb

curious-decrepit and inline works too

PB-No, I'm not out of anyones league. They are all out of my league. LOL

 

[Mockingbird]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm in need of a discreet online lover

Yes me, but not my nails. But I'll tell her you said they were nice the next time I have enough money to hire her. Just two whole paychecks from my job at McDonalds

 

[Tungwagger]

Maybe they don't think that you're actually serious Freaky.. that can be the only explanation for only one pm.

Nope, she's definately out of my league...unless she wants to get into a "scrum".....hehehe

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm in need of a discreet online lover

Yes me, but not my nails. But I'll tell her you said they were nice the next time I have enough money to hire her. Just two whole paychecks from my job at McDonalds

Welcome to Literotica, Mockingbird. Have a nice day.

PBW

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm in need of a discreet online lover

Mockingbird..

Don't knock paychecks from McDonalds.

I know someone that is making a rather nice living working there.. oh wait.. he owns them. Nevermind.