I'm in love with her

[Guest]

She's sexy, smart and funny.

She's here, and I'm completely in love with a lit member.

So, now - how do I tell her?

 

[April]

Oh, just freakin' tell her!!

Stop the pussy footing around, people! Tell the one you want that you want them. Take a chance.

 

[kotori]

Just do it.

 

[plasticman33]

She's sexy, smart and funny.

She's here, and I'm completely in love with a lit member.

So, now - how do I tell her?

First register, then send her a PM telling her how you feel! Shit, just go for it!

 

[lovetoread]

But first tell us who she is and who you are....

 

[Summery]

I agree with everyone else, just tell her already!
You may get a happy ending for taking the chance.........







LTR

 

[Spinaroonie]

The only way to get her to love you is to show her your penis. But don't talk to her first, that'll ruin things.

 

[alexandraaah]

The only way to get her to love you is to show her your penis. But don't talk to her first, that'll ruin things.

From a female perspective I would find this totally offensive.










You need to grab her tits before you show her your penis.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Blatant penis showing and tit grabbing will get you nowhere!

You have to scream "Mount me, Mount me" (complete with pelvic thrusts) for any of it to be effective.

If you find this too offensive, you could just try whistling and yelling HUBBA HUBBA when she walks by. Follow that with the aforementioned tit grabbing and penis showing and you're sure to win her heart (and other luscious parts).

Honestly, I'd think a simple email would do. Any woman should be flattered to have this kind of attention bestowed upon them. Good luck.

 

[rexfelis]

Um... a guy is supposed to yell "Mount me"? Hmmm...

And if the only way to get a woman to love you is to show her your penis, does that mean Ihave been tricked into limbo by making a promise that I won't show my penis to someone special until and unless we can be together in person? lol

Go for it. It was the best thing I ever did, was to say what I felt.

 

[plasticman33]

Blatant penis showing and tit grabbing will get you nowhere!

You have to scream "Mount me, Mount me" (complete with pelvic thrusts) for any of it to be effective.

If you find this too offensive, you could just try whistling and yelling HUBBA HUBBA when she walks by. Follow that with the aforementioned tit grabbing and penis showing and you're sure to win her heart (and other luscious parts).

Honestly, I'd think a simple email would do. Any woman should be flattered to have this kind of attention bestowed upon them. Good luck.

Damn if that'll work I'm going to PM you, Simply!!

 

[SimplySouthern]

My box is always open, BigBoy.

Man, it felt cool to say that.

In case you couldn't tell, that was my best mae West impression. So it wasn't great, so what? It's the thought that counts. Kinda like this guy, Smitten. He's a little shy, but ultimately it's the thought that counts!

 

[Weevil]

Grow some balls, Tell her.

 

[plasticman33]

My box is always open, BigBoy.

Man, it felt cool to say that.

In case you couldn't tell, that was my best mae West impression. So it wasn't great, so what? It's the thought that counts. Kinda like this guy, Smitten. He's a little shy, but ultimately it's the thought that counts!

Your box is always open?? My mouth waters at the thought!!

Yep, he's so shy, we don't know who he really is.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Well, if he told us who he wa, chances are we'd guess who she was and then we wouldn't have this fun thread to hijack and play with.

Sucks to be an anonymous Lit-er wanting some real advice, huh?

Nothing wrong with being shy....just that it's directly at odds with my personality. If I want something, I ask for it. nine times out of ten, I get it. The other time, well, let's just say I now know that Bill Gates isn't taking ANYTHING up the ol' rectum, least of all MSN messenger.

 

[Gilly Bean]

She's sexy, smart and funny.

She's here, and I'm completely in love with a lit member.

So, now - how do I tell her?

First, make sure she is emotionally available. Dumping something like that on to someone happily married or envolved will only cause tension. Nezt, if you do not talk to her on a regular basis, then start by doing that. Don't just send her your first pm ever as somthing that big. Start slow, and work your way up.




And finally, when you do, tell her you want to see neaked pics, and that you promise her you will jack off to em daily. That always wins us over

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: I'm in love with her

And finally, when you do, tell her you want to see naked pics, and that you promise her you will jack off to em daily. That always wins us over

Romance 101 from Gilly Bean.

Note: that part generally only works in Literotica. If you try that at your local bar you're likely to be slaughtered.

And GB, I never said daily in reference to your pics.

 

[plasticman33]

Well, if he told us who he wa, chances are we'd guess who she was and then we wouldn't have this fun thread to hijack and play with.

Sucks to be an anonymous Lit-er wanting some real advice, huh?

Nothing wrong with being shy....just that it's directly at odds with my personality. If I want something, I ask for it. nine times out of ten, I get it. The other time, well, let's just say I now know that Bill Gates isn't taking ANYTHING up the ol' rectum, least of all MSN messenger.

So ask! You'll probably get it!

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: Re: Re: I'm in love with her

Romance 101 from Gilly Bean.

Note: that part generally only works in Literotica. If you try that at your local bar you're likely to be slaughtered.

And GB, I never said daily in reference to your pics.

Why ever do you think you havn't won me over yet?

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm in love with her

Why ever do you think you havn't won me over yet?

I figured it was cuz of your damned hubby and Jade had me being #3 in line... I didn't know if you'd still have time for another.

 

[Ginny]

You have to scream "Mount me, Mount me" (complete with pelvic thrusts) for any of it to be effective.

<laughing>....omg...that reminds me of Burgess Meridith as the grandpa in "Grumpy Old Men":

John: ... "Hey, did you hear? Someone moved into the Klickner place. A woman."
Grandpa: A woman?"
John ... "Yeah."
Grandpa ... "Did you mount her?"
John ... "Ahh Dad!!"
Grandpa ... "Well, the woman, does she have big thighs?"
John ... "No."
Grandpa ... "No?! Then what's the problem? If I was a young feller like you, I'd be mounting every woman in Wabasha!"


fucking cool word....MOUNT ME BABY!

 

[sunstruck]

I think the point here isn't how to tell her, but why you haven't already.
Tell us what's keeping you from saying the words and then maybe you'll get the help you're looking for.

 

[Jessie]

I think the point here isn't how to tell her, but why you haven't already.
Tell us what's keeping you from saying the words and then maybe you'll get the help you're looking for.

I agree. What's holding you back? Why are you so afraid?

 

[April]

Mount me! LMFAO! I love that. We just watched that movie yesterday.

"Drop that fish!"

 

[Guest]

I am a regular lit poster, but don't want to reveal this part of myself. Here, I'm seen as a simple, straight female. I'm not ready to out myself so publicly yet. But I find myself falling for Mistress. I'm new to this and have no idea how to tell her.