I'm having miles baby

[Guest]

and the bitch claims he's queer.

 

[miles]

and the bitch claims he's queer.

Gee, you have an amazing wit. Let's hear more.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What are you gonna call the kid? Kilometers?

 

[Guest]

Better clip those hemoroids first

Miles has been around that block so many times he's been dizzy since the Vietnam War he dodged.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Dizzy?" This thread has the worst jokes (including "kilometers"). Abandon thread, abandon thread.