I'm gonna kill my cricket.

[Freya]

You know, that little one that hops inside your head, giving you grief all the time? Some people call it a conscience. Mine's going down - slowly, painfully and without mercy.


Maybe I can get Hanns to assasinate it for me?

 

[Pyper]

No! Not Jiminy!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[mbb308]

You know, that little one that hops inside your head, giving you grief all the time? Some people call it a conscience. Mine's going down - slowly, painfully and without mercy.


Maybe I can get Hanns to assasinate it for me?

Hanns couldn't kill anything.

I sat with my son, when he was small, and watched a mantis devour a cricket. It was a blast.

Feed a mantis, so it won't go to waste.

 

[Nora]

If you listen to the polka band, it'll drown out the cricket.

 

[bknight2602]

Freya have you done something to have a guilty conscious about?

 

[Freya]

I think he breeds while I sleep. He needs to die.

Hanns I need to borrow your gun.

 

[bknight2602]

I think he breeds while I sleep. He needs to die.

Hanns I need to borrow your gun.

Breed while he sleeps! hehehe

 

[Freya]

Freya have you done something to have a guilty conscious about?

No, of course not. I'm an angel - that's why he needs to go.

 

[RobDownSouth]

When you get in trouble and you don't know right from wrong
Give a little whistle! Give a little whistle!
When you meet temptation and the urge is very strong
Give a little whistle! Give a little whistle!

Not just a little squeak, pucker up and blow ..
oh yes babe, just like that, oh yesss

 

[bknight2602]

No, of course not. I'm an angel - that's why he needs to go.

LMAO Ok what can I do with that halo? hmmmm

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't borrow Hanns' gun. It'll probably blow up in your face. He either loaded it wrong, used the wrong ammo, or never cleans it. The man is a poster child for what not to do with a firearm.


It's more satisfying it you choke it with your bare hands. Crickets don't die, though. They're worse than roaches. I'm afraid that you could nuke it and you'll still have that thing hanging 'round.

So give in. You'll find that it's easier than killing your cricket.

 

[Freya]

LMAO Ok what can I do with that halo? hmmmm

I would recommend not using it anywhere delicate - it's a tad rusted.

 

[mbb308]

Don't borrow Hanns' gun. It'll probably blow up in your face. He either loaded it wrong, used the wrong ammo, or never cleans it. The man is a poster child for what not to do with a firearm.

Save for the fact Hanns is disarmed. He lives in a land of perpetual disarmament.

 

[Guest]

 

[RobDownSouth]

LMAO Ok what can I do with that halo? hmmmm

Cock Ring?

 

[Freya]

Don't borrow Hanns' gun. It'll probably blow up in your face. He either loaded it wrong, used the wrong ammo, or never cleans it. The man is a poster child for what not to do with a firearm.


It's more satisfying it you choke it with your bare hands. Crickets don't die, though. They're worse than roaches. I'm afraid that you could nuke it and you'll still have that thing hanging 'round.

So give in. You'll find that it's easier than killing your cricket.

Good point KM.

ugh - give in to that infernal squeak, and the pitter patter of those little evil feet tap dancing through my head?

 

[Lasz]

I always thought a cricket was some kind of vibrator? I know someone was talking about it a while back.

 

[bknight2602]

I would recommend not using it anywhere delicate - it's a tad rusted.

Have you had your annual tetanus booster?

 

[Freya]

I always thought a cricket was some kind of vibrator? I know someone was talking about it a while back.

Oh well, in that case I'd keep him.

 

[bknight2602]

Oh well, in that case I'd keep him.

Get a large supply of batteries though!

 

[Freya]

Get a large supply of batteries though!

Bread, milk, cheese, eggs and batteries are staples in this house.

 

[bknight2602]

Bread, milk, cheese, eggs and batteries are staples in this house.

Eat Drink and Play, What a life! LMAO Go for it Girl!

*pouts* I'm jealous now!

 

[Freya]

Eat Drink and Play, What a life! LMAO Go for it Girl!

*pouts* I'm jealous now!

Is there other things to life?