i'm gonna get high.

[killallhippies]

and there's nothing you can do about it.

 

[Sweetpepper]

*watching*

 

[stonedfox]

Yay yay!! Excitement!!

 

[killallhippies]

yes!!! much excitement!!!

 

[stonedfox]

I know! Totally!!

 

[killallhippies]

exclamation points mean excitement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stonedfox]

I love Jesus.

 

[killallhippies]

jesus was made of exclamation points thus he was made of excitement!!!!!

 

[stonedfox]

You are so retarded. I love it.

 

[killallhippies]

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DevilishTexan]

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high

 

[Cleopatra]

Are you high yet?

 

[killallhippies]

that song bores me. this song is interesting.


Pony
(Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan)
I've seen it all boys
I've been all over
Been everywhere in the
Whole wide world
I rode the high line
With old blind Darby
I danced real slow
With Ida Jane

I was full of wonder
When I left Murfreesboro
Now I am full of hollow
On Maxwell street...
And I hope my Pony
I hope my Pony
I hope my Pony
Knows the way back home

I walked from Natcher
To Hushpukena
I built a fire by the side
Of the road
I worked for nothin in a
Belzoni saw mill. I caught a
Blind out on the B and O
Talullah's friendly Belzoni ain't so
A 44'll get you 99

And I hope my Pony
I hope my Pony
I hope my Pony
Knows the way back home

I run my race with burnt face Jake
Gave him a Manzanita cross
I lived on nothin
But dreams and train smoke
Somehow my watch and chain
Got lost.
I wish I was home in Evelyn's Kitchen
With old Gyp curled around my feet
(Chorus)

 

[killallhippies]

Are you high yet?

i'm getting there.

 

[stonedfox]

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat me, sissy boy!!

 

[killallhippies]

Eat me, sissy boy!!

i can't!!!!

 

[DevilishTexan]

that song bores me. this song is interesting.



(Chorus)

You dug it once. Don't lie.

 

[Some Moron]

i can't!!!!

Cause you got high?

 

[killallhippies]

Cause you got high?

no!!!! that is not the reason at all!!!!

 

[DevilishTexan]

no!!!! that is not the reason at all!!!!

Fell alseep?

 

[killallhippies]

Fell alseep?

yes, in the past i have slept. what fuck are you asking me?

 

[DevilishTexan]

yes, in the past i have slept. what fuck are you asking me?

I feel asleep twice tryin' to eat pussy. YES I was drunk but sheesh, least I gave it a shot.


I do NOT recommend it.

 

[stonedfox]

i can't!!!!

Yes you can, you must only try...

 

[Wilben]

Yes you can, you must only try...

Do or do not, there is no try...

 

[killallhippies]

try!?!?!?