I'm going to become a masterbating serial killer.

[Tryharder62]

My son had some sex education in school today. The teacher said that masterbating can lead to an addiction to masterbating. Then she said that most all serial killers are known to be addicted to masterbating.

 

[Sean]

 

[blobfish]

Masturbate.

Masturbate.

Masturbate!!!!

FFS

 

[Tryharder62]

Hey I do it by myself. I can spell it anyway I want to. (Crap you can't change it in the thread title can you. That is all I am going to hear)

 

[Aquagal]

My son had some sex education in school today. The teacher said that masterbating can lead to an addiction to masterbating. Then she said that most all serial killers are known to be addicted to masterbating.

And most of them are male, it doesn't mean all males are serial killers. Stupid teacher, trying to make statistics bring shame upon something that is natural.

 

[Sean]

And most of them are male, it doesn't mean all males are serial killers. Stupid teacher, trying to make statistics bring shame upon something that is natural.

Life in maximum security may have something to do with it, too.

 

[Aquagal]

My iPad wants to auto correct to pastorbate.

 

[blobfish]

And most of them are male, it doesn't mean all males are serial killers. Stupid teacher, trying to make statistics bring shame upon something that is natural.

Indeed.

99% of serial killers wear t-shirts regularly. They are clearly a gateway garment.

 

[kotori]

Life in maximum security may have something to do with it, too.

Serial killing or masturbation?

 

[kotori]

Indeed.

99% of serial killers wear t-shirts regularly. They are clearly a gateway garment.

So do 99% of masturbators! OMG! She's right!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

My son had some sex education in school today. The teacher said that masterbating can lead to an addiction to masterbating. Then she said that most all serial killers are known to be addicted to masterbating.

Yeah, this is exactly the message you want to give young boys between the ages of 12 to 15 who couldn't stop spraying sperm around the house if you tied their hands behind their backs.

If a disturbed hospital nurse takes herself out because she was duped by a couple of idiot radio disc jockeys, is it beyond reason to think that a troubled teen might do the same or worse because someone who was supposed to be a "teacher" filled his head with more bullshit than it could handle?

Serial killers.... Holy howl at the moon.

 

[bronzeage]

My iPad wants to auto correct to pastorbate.

What the fuck is that? Sounds like something a priest does under his robe.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

My sister's daughter, had that last week. She saw a penis with genital warts, took a picture, and sent it to the most sexually active family members. -_-

 

[Aquagal]

What the fuck is that? Sounds like something a priest does under his robe.

Or rather, teasing the pastor. Innocently, of course.

 

[Aquagal]

My sister's daughter, had that last week. She saw a penis with genital warts, took a picture, and sent it to the most sexually active family members. -_-

Did she send one to you?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

My son had some sex education in school today. The teacher said that masterbating can lead to an addiction to masterbating. Then she said that most all serial killers are known to be addicted to masterbating.

Gee I wonder if the teacher and the school may have some religious underpinning to their teachings? Did they quote Matthew?


Matthew 5:28-29 (KJV)
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Ever hear of The State of Tennessee v. John Thomas Scopes ? Was it public school?

 

[McKenna]

I guess it's not enough anymore to infer you'll go blind from too much wanking.

 

[blobfish]

I guess it's not enough anymore to infer you'll go blind from too much wanking.

I'm walking proof that that isn't true.

 

[blobfish]

Did she send one to you?

Hey, not to sound obsessive (as if I've ever worried about that before), but I'm starting to wonder if you shouldn't take down that avatar, lest it create more serial killers. You could well have blood on your hands.

 

[McKenna]

I'm walking proof that that isn't true.

You and me both, kid. You and me both.

 

[dolf]

i'd be complaining to the school.

 

[blobfish]

You and me both, kid. You and me both.

My palms would be furry, but the constant friction prevents hair growth.

 

[Aquagal]

Hey, not to sound obsessive (as if I've ever worried about that before), but I'm starting to wonder if you shouldn't take down that avatar, lest it create more serial killers. You could well have blood on your hands.

Okay, I lol'd.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Personally, I'm more afraid of those that don't masturbate.

They are either liars, mentally unstable and worse.

 

[dolf]

wanking daily prevents prostate cancer.

that arsehole teacher could actually have caused a future agonising death.