I'm fucking grumpy and I wanna fucking share

[KillerMuffin]

Here's a sample of what I didn't post in the last 10 minutes:

Maybe you should consider getting laid. We could maybe start a pool and chip in some cash so you could actually find a way to do that.

Oh please, {censored} doesn't say what {cen} thinks, {cen} says what {cen} thinks is cute.

My dog just farted. Why is that more intelligent than anything I've read in the last 20+ posts?

Why do you bother? We can tell you're lying. Of course, if you ever told the truth, no one would believe it.

"Male lesbians" have got to be one of the stupidest attempts man has ever made in trying to get laid. There is nothing more pathetic than an oxymoron. Does the finger count as a mercy fucking?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You forgot the ever popular...

Eat me, Muff.

 

[Cheyenne]

A new game is born!

Match the KM post to the thread she would have liked to post it to.

 

[bluespoke]

Go ahead Muff, vent your spleen you know you'll feel better when you do.

Its symptomatic of this time of day. In the US people are just surfacing, over here they've just finished lunch.

And as for those who don't tell the truth, they don't do that at any time of the day.

You could raise the tone and explain to me, a mere male, what PMDD is?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Thank you for sharing

Sometimes it's best to just ignore some of what goes on around here. Sometimes it's necessary to ignore most of what goes on around here. Sometimes it's crucial to let it out.

 

[patient1]

"I'm fucking grumpy & I want to share"

The other dwarves were feeling left out. That is so thoughtful and polite of you to include them.

 

[cymbidia]

I have a thing going for Doc.
Please show a little respect and don't move on him next.
Thank you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: "I'm fucking grumpy & I want to share"

The other dwarves were feeling left out. That is so thoughtful and polite of you to include them.

I think this implies the carnal sharing is to let grumpy taste other fruits, not that she wants more dwarves.

 

[patient1]

Well, KM, which is it?

Do you want to share Grumpy with someone else?

Do you want to share the details of your "Grumpy Affair"?

Do you want to share yourself with the other dwarves?

 

[Wiggles]

LoL Patient1
These are very good questions.
Well KM? Patient's got you all figured out, so just fess up. You're stealing Sleeping Beauty's men, aren't you?

 

[Mike Hammer]

"I'm fucking grumpy and I wanna share"


Well it's no fucking wonder he's grumpy.

 

[freakygirl]

LoL Patient1
These are very good questions.
Well KM? Patient's got you all figured out, so just fess up. You're stealing Sleeping Beauty's men, aren't you?

Did the dwarves dump Snow White for Sleeping Beauty?? Or do I have my Disney movies all screwed up??


*wanders off*

I could have sworn it was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs... hmmmmmmm

 

[Wiggles]

Did the dwarves dump Snow White for Sleeping Beauty?? Or do I have my Disney movies all screwed up??


*wanders off*

I could have sworn it was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs... hmmmmmmm

LoL you're probably right, I haven't seen that movie in probably 3 or 4 years!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, okay...

Grumpy is a class act, I tell ya. That man? Dwarf? He looks pissy all the time, but it's only because he's not fucking. The guy never stops.

Snow was off doing her thang with the deer and the other dwarves were hi-ho-ing their way to work. I was meandering through the woods, I got lost and I never ask for directions, when I ran right into him. He was pouting by this tree, you see. Well, you know the really cool thing about all of that is when I ran right into him his nose went right up against my uh-huh.

To make an incredibly long and erotic story short, 48 hours and I lost count of the orgasms later he let me go. But only because I promised to send him some of my friends.

 

[patient1]

LMAO

I new LOL you were holding out on a good story.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Wanna cum? Grumpy is bisexual.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Do you HAVE to call me grumpy, muff?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Only when you insist on the whole "snow white" game.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Do you HAVE to call me grumpy, muff?

Good one cheffie

 

[patient1]

Wanna cum? Grumpy is bisexual.

NO WAY! - cym said Cheffie is hung like a horse


I'm glad you found your sense of humor & your way out of the woods, Ms Muffin

 

[Never]

Yeah, well, I'm [delete]ing Snow White and there's no way I'd ever share.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Yeah, well, I'm [delete]ing Snow White and there's no way I'd ever share.

Muffs already fucking me... wait your turn you tramp

 

[Never]

She's using a strap-on, which means your tongue is still free and as she's willing to share..

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

It's the new Mother Nature taking over.
It's the new splended lady come to call.