I'm fucking cold, dammit!
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Starblayde
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Warm up your hands then masturbate.
I think you'll find it works
I think you'll find it works
calypso_21
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Eumenides said:
Hey baby! Come 'ere, I've got ways of warming up that would even curl your toes.
KillerMuffin
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Eumenides said:
Well, quit fucking it. Fuck heat instead, it's much more lovely. Though there is something to be said for an ice cube at the right moment....
PoliteSuccubus
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Hints from Alaska
Ways to stay warm that don't require another person....
Set a big pot of water on the stove to boil to heat and mosturize *can't spell* the air. If your air is too dry in your house then you have less heat. I like to drop some herbs in my water to make the house smell good too.
Drink something warm
Wear socks and a hat. I know your inside, but most body head goes out the head, and most cold is sucked up thu the feet.
Warm bath?
Take your temp, if it is lower than normal eat something sweet. The sugar will translate into heat produceing calories in your blood stream. We use this while hikeing or camping to advoid hypothemia. If you didn't know hypothermia is when your core body temp drops lower than normal.
Ways to stay warm that don't require another person....
Set a big pot of water on the stove to boil to heat and mosturize *can't spell* the air. If your air is too dry in your house then you have less heat. I like to drop some herbs in my water to make the house smell good too.
Drink something warm
Wear socks and a hat. I know your inside, but most body head goes out the head, and most cold is sucked up thu the feet.
Warm bath?
Take your temp, if it is lower than normal eat something sweet. The sugar will translate into heat produceing calories in your blood stream. We use this while hikeing or camping to advoid hypothemia. If you didn't know hypothermia is when your core body temp drops lower than normal.
KillerMuffin
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Has anyone ever looked at one of those nice, wide icicles and thought about doing a little chiseling and seeing what one might feel like? Of course it would make a lovely popsicle afterwards.
