I'm drunk

[minsue]

Hurrah. The gosling

That's the best welcome I've gotten in a while.

I've heard all of the little rhymes, and the theories about sugar, about protein, about motion, about food, about lack of food, about exercise, etc.

The only that reall works is ... ugh. Moderation. And who wants to bother with that?

Shanglan

I never could. No matter how I try, either I've got barely a buzz for 5 minutes or I'm completely obliterated. There is no happy medium when I drink.

 

[yui]

Re: Re: Re: I'm drunk

I'll help you practice. Here's a good rule to begin with.

"Beer and wine, always fine. Beer and liquor, never sicker."

There is also an ancient Japanese saying that goes, "Beer and sake are nice, but liquor is quicker…"

 

[carsonshepherd]

I never could. No matter how I try, either I've got barely a buzz for 5 minutes or I'm completely obliterated. There is no happy medium when I drink.

Me either, that's why I broke up with my two best boys, Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels. Me and Sam Adams are hot and heavy these days, though...

 

[Belegon]

Me either, that's why I broke up with my two best boys, Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels. Me and Sam Adams are hot and heavy these days, though...

Jose and I don't get along, despite my proximity to his point of orgin...Jack and I get along too well...

and Min-stress brought up a real blast from the past. Strawberry Hill anyone?
thank god I'm past that ....

 

[cantdog]

Sweet wines lost all appeal when I was twenty-five or so. But I can't laugh at Strawberry Hill. I drank Mateus, though I am shamed by the association now.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Jose and I don't get along, despite my proximity to his point of orgin...Jack and I get along too well...

and Min-stress brought up a real blast from the past. Strawberry Hill anyone?
thank god I'm past that ....

We drank Strawberry Hill and *gag* Milwaukee's Best.

We were poor.

 

[Belegon]

We drank Strawberry Hill and *gag* Milwaukee's Best.

We were poor.

I can top the Milwaukee's Best ...

Schaefer

 

[carsonshepherd]

I can top the Milwaukee's Best ...

Schaefer

You can top anything you like.

 

[minsue]

We drank Strawberry Hill and *gag* Milwaukee's Best.

We were poor.

The grocery store by my house still sells Boones for 2/$5, same as when I was in high school. I was more a Wild Island girl than Strawberry Hill, though. A bit less sweet and more tart. (Hmmm, who'da thunk one could be snobbish about Boones Farm? )

 

[minsue]

You can top anything you like.

Silver-tongued devil!

 

[carsonshepherd]

A bit less sweet and more tart.

Sounds like you?

I once drank a bottle of Boone's Farm Sangria, piss warm. Needless to say I got sick, sick, sick... Even good sangria makes me a little queasy.

Silver-tongued devil!

Not touching that one.... Min you make it too easy!

 

[BlackShanglan]

You can top anything you like.

The only appropriate response, really.

 

[Belegon]

You can top anything you like.

I believe the word that springs to mind here is "incorrigible".

hmmmm. The horse ought to be showing up here any moment if we follow recent form...

 

[minsue]

Sounds like you?

Damn. Can't even summon up the false outrage to argue there.

I once drank a bottle of Boone's Farm Sangria, piss warm. Needless to say I got sick, sick, sick... Even good sangria makes me a little queasy.

I never tried their version of Sangria. It just seemed so...wrong.

Not touching that one.... Min you make it too easy!

I get that a lot. Especially in high school after a bottle of Boones.

 

[Belegon]

The only appropriate response, really.

...and while I'm writing....

 

[carsonshepherd]

*drool*

sigh....

Off to bed.

 

[Belegon]

I get that a lot. Especially in high school after a bottle of Boones.

Can't say I'm easy, even when drunk...I am, however, worth the effort.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Can't say I'm easy, even when drunk...I am, however, worth the effort.

*sob*

 

[minsue]

Can't say I'm easy, even when drunk...I am, however, worth the effort.

You're a cruel, cruel man, Bel.

 

[minsue]

*sob*

Go to sleep, poor Carson.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Sweet wines lost all appeal when I was twenty-five or so. But I can't laugh at Strawberry Hill. I drank Mateus, though I am shamed by the association now.

Mateus! The bottle that says more than the wine itself!

I grew up in a little town in the Midwest, with a strange interlude that took my family to Nigeria for a couple years in the late 60s. My Dad got through grad school tending bar at a resort on weekends, and so sophisticated drinking (for ladies, ie, my Mom) meant either Grasshoppers or Daqueries.

Until they found Mateus! Packaged like Chianti, but not Italian! Sweet, but Portuguese, and therefore likely to be exotic to all but a very few.

I thnk it was totally killed by the White Zins.

 

[Belegon]

*drool*

sigh....

Off to bed.

sweet dreams Carson...and you know what? you can take that any way you please

...and I am a top I suppose. If I understand the term correctly....

 

[Huckleman2000]

The grocery store by my house still sells Boones for 2/$5, same as when I was in high school. I was more a Wild Island girl than Strawberry Hill, though. A bit less sweet and more tart. (Hmmm, who'da thunk one could be snobbish about Boones Farm? )

I'm for anything that makes a girl a bit less sweet and more tart.

I can't believe I'm the first person to post that.....

 

[minsue]

I'm for anything that makes a girl a bit less sweet and more tart.

I can't believe I'm the first person to post that.....

 

[BlackShanglan]

I believe the word that springs to mind here is "incorrigible".

hmmmm. The horse ought to be showing up here any moment if we follow recent form...

Beat you to the punch