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Started with beer around 11am but onward to Tequila drinks now. Regular grapefruit cannot touch ruby red when it comes to making Palomas. This is probably true for any cocktail if you were wondering. If you don't know now you know.
 
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Rough day yesterday. Sometime during my drunkenness I broke my phone and apparently bought $200 worth of LPs. Looks like I will be headed to sprint today.
 
Celebrating it only cost $100 to replace phone. I guess I needed to upgrade anyways. Cheers!
 
Rum, hot and sunny day and pool = a little drunk.

I have to gym and work tomorrow. Can't completely lose it.
 
I just checked into my hotel. I brought beer with me. It’s nice to finally crack a few open after driving for a few hours.
 
Not really drunk, tipsy but not drunk. Just finishing off my last glass of red
 
I’m going to give up drinking for a while! Not sure whether I’ll finish the last of the bottle I have, or just leave it until I decide to jump back off the wagon!
 
LikeableMe said:
I’m going to give up drinking for a while! Not sure whether I’ll finish the last of the bottle I have, or just leave it until I decide to jump back off the wagon!
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A www but now what am I going to do with all of these bottles I just brought home? :D
 
I am a few beers into my evening. Not yet drunk but starting down the path to get there
 
Technically I’m not drinking. I’m eating ice cream (that I made myself, with alcohol)
 
2 an a bit bottle of red, s no fun drunking on 1s own. n body to to talk to eh? need food bttr eat
 
Smoothshavendad said:
Just took a naked dip in the pool and smoked a bowl. Horniness abounds!
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Just got decently fucked then I made a chocolate icecream, brownie sundae. Yeah with chocolate ice cream and brownie. Shocking. Waa out of whipped cream but found chocolate syrup. Eh I call it a win

tolyk said:
I'm trying to get drunk..... Drinking rum and Coke in bed now :p
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Good luck. But drinking while in bed is not usually the path. It is drink and end up in bed. Trust me, expert drunk
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Just got decently fucked then I made a chocolate icecream, brownie sundae. Yeah with chocolate ice cream and brownie. Shocking. Waa out of whipped cream but found chocolate syrup. Eh I call it a win




Good luck. But drinking while in bed is not usually the path. It is drink and end up in bed. Trust me, expert drunk
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Would help if rum got me drunk.
 
Just arrived in Nashville for long concert weekend and hit local liquor store.

Employee at Store: are you throwing a party?

Me who just bought $400 worth of booze: I don’t think it’s your job to judge or scrutinize customers. For your information no I’m not throwing a party and no I don’t have any friends and yes I’d like to speak to your manager.
 
jmarx20102012 said:
Just arrived in Nashville for long concert weekend and hit local liquor store.

Employee at Store: are you throwing a party?

Me who just bought $400 worth of booze: I don’t think it’s your job to judge or scrutinize customers. For your information no I’m not throwing a party and no I don’t have any friends and yes I’d like to speak to your manager.
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How rude.
You not them.
They were just trying to make conversation and it was a reasonable assumption

Must really suck to be the person every bartender/server or retail employee hates



On my 3rd glass of wine.
Filter off.
Think I might finish the fucking bottle actually
 
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LostGirlTink said:
How rude.
You not them.
They were just trying to make conversation and it was a reasonable assumption

Must really suck to be the person every bartender/server or retail employee Hayes



On my 3rd glass of wine.
Filter off.
Think I might finish the fucking bottle actually
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No you are wrong she was being rude and now you are being rude.
And my only friends are bartenders.
 
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