I'm drunk so.

[ExiledWelshman]

I used to drink at friends houses, until they left! That’s why drinks were poured for me, not by strangers. I’ve always managed to go home on time, and with everything I brought with me, so my sensible part stays intact!

Haven’t drunk in someone else’s home since my mum died though, so can’t say if i would still be the same lol

On the rare occasion I drink out, cab fare is always kept separate, in case. Too damn sensible, me lol

My friends husband would pour me vodka and increase it until it was pure vodka. I’d be drunk for three days! I don’t get hangovers

Good girl for being sensible

 

[LikeableMe]

Good girl for being sensible

Haha thanks! Seems to be something I can’t switch off! I remember one time when I left someone’s house and walked home, and then sent a text saying I didn’t know where I was, but I thought I was sitting on a slide.. she nearly sent someone looking for me - but I was joking and actually home and in bed!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Haha thanks! Seems to be something I can’t switch off! I remember one time when I left someone’s house and walked home, and then sent a text saying I didn’t know where I was, but I thought I was sitting on a slide.. she nearly sent someone looking for me - but I was joking and actually home and in bed!

That's mean.

Sort of shit I would do when drunk though.

 

[LikeableMe]

That's mean.

Sort of shit I would do when drunk though.

She thought it was hilarious when I told her not to send him when she said someone was coming lol

 

[ExiledWelshman]

She thought it was hilarious when I told her not to send him when she said someone was coming lol

Hahaha

 

[BadAmy]

Are you fuckin drinking without me??!????

Wait for it...

Ah..
Red red wine

 

[LikeableMe]

Are you fuckin drinking without me??!????

I am, not sure about anyone else! Feeling pretty alone in this lol

Grab a bottle and join me, need some drunk “won’t remember this” convo right now

 

[BadAmy]

I am, not sure about anyone else! Feeling pretty alone in this lol

Grab a bottle and join me, need some drunk “won’t remember this” convo right now

Right away...
Omg..I seem to have misplaced my pants...

 

[LikeableMe]

Right away...
Omg..I seem to have misplaced my pants...

Pants in the English or American sense? Last person to drink who took theirs off had me help them dress immediately lol. I don’t think she even remembers it

 

[LikeableMe]

Pretty much a drop left

 

[BadAmy]

Pretty much a drop left

Oh I like you

 

[LikeableMe]

Oh I like you

Haha thanks! I’m so drunk right now (been worse though!) and sending messages and writing posts I’ll probably regret in the morning!

 

[BadAmy]

Haha thanks! I’m so drunk right now (been worse though!) and sending messages and writing posts I’ll probably regret in the morning!

You need to do a drunk audio on vocaroo...that's the best! I did a few at the beginning of this thread.

 

[LikeableMe]

I was drinking for ten or eleven hours.. I'm surprised I'm even alive right now!

 

[ratherabsurd1]

I was drinking for ten or eleven hours.. I'm surprised I'm even alive right now!

Awwww I hope you are okay

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I was drinking for ten or eleven hours.. I'm surprised I'm even alive right now!

That is epic. I wouldn't able to tie my shoes this morning if I'd done that, let alone post on here.

 

[LikeableMe]

That is epic. I wouldn't able to tie my shoes this morning if I'd done that, let alone post on here.

I'm extremely functional, even with alcohol!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Hi my names sassy and I took a sleeping pill last night and got pill drunk. I don't remember much. But I managed to piss off my friend.
I managed to make the other smile, and keep my clothes on though. That's good right?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Every time I see this thread I’m not drunk. Then when I am, I’m too drunk to post. It’s a no win situation.

 

[LikeableMe]

Every time I see this thread I’m not drunk. Then when I am, I’m too drunk to post. It’s a no win situation.

But posting when you're too drunk to make sense will keep us all entertained

 

[mnbreastluver]

But posting when you're too drunk to make sense will keep us all entertained

I guess it’s a good excuse to why I’d look like an illiterate idiot.

 

[chris2c4u]

Every time I see this thread I’m not drunk. Then when I am, I’m too drunk to post. It’s a no win situation.

But posting when you're too drunk to make sense will keep us all entertained

Then there's the waking up in the morning and slowly remembering. The clutching of heads, the attempt to remember exactly where you posted. Finding out. Ah yes. The innocent pleasures.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Then there's the waking up in the morning and slowly remembering. The clutching of heads, the attempt to remember exactly where you posted. Finding out. Ah yes. The innocent pleasures.

Yep, the embarrassment.

 

[LikeableMe]

Then there's the waking up in the morning and slowly remembering. The clutching of heads, the attempt to remember exactly where you posted. Finding out. Ah yes. The innocent pleasures.

I remember the gist of my drunk posts, but not the exacting wording. As long as I didn't offend anyone, I'm cool with it. But I'm a genuine person, so no dirty secrets or hidden thoughts to come out when under the influence!

 

[Farawyn]

Every time I see this thread I’m not drunk. Then when I am, I’m too drunk to post. It’s a no win situation.

Me too.