I'm drunk so.

I am at that point of tipsy where one more drink will push me into the drunk zone. I have work tomorrow though!
 
Eh?

Alright fuckers...
I am two martinis down and I dont drink martinis.
Brut I am now.
And working into red. With tenderloin.. Fuck

Sounds like a cheap scheme to seduce you. Did you come across?
 
I work weekends, so today is effectively my Saturday. Started an emotional task today, so just opened the JD!
 
I work weekends, so today is effectively my Saturday. Started an emotional task today, so just opened the JD!

Straight or with coke?

1 block of ice, or 2?

There are important questions and I require answers.
 
Straight or with coke?

1 block of ice, or 2?

There are important questions and I require answers.

Diet Coke, no ice - that waters it down!

I think I can technically be described as drunk right now, but still managing to sort and hang up washing lol! Only me!
 
Someone pressed my intercom button several times... no one ever comes over and I’m drinking so I ignored it! I hope it wasn’t urgent. Oh well
 
Haha yes I’m great at multitasking, actually it’s when I’m at my best! (When multitasking, not drinking!)

If you want a great bourbon that doesn't cost much more than JD, try Buffalo Trace.

It's lovely.
 
I’ve never heard of that one!

Check it out next time you buy a bottle. It's in all the supermarkets.

Also recommended:

Maker's Mark
Woodford Reserve
Bulleit.

All really really good.

And miles better than JD. You'll never go back to it!
 
Check it out next time you buy a bottle. It's in all the supermarkets.

Also recommended:

Maker's Mark
Woodford Reserve
Bulleit.

All really really good.

And miles better than JD. You'll never go back to it!

I’ll look it up in a bit! I’ve got the entire stock of the second closest supermarket in an app!

The thing I like about JD is it’s more relaxing, I used to drink vodka but it hyped me up and then repeated on me for days
 
I’ll look it up in a bit! I’ve got the entire stock of the second closest supermarket in an app!

The thing I like about JD is it’s more relaxing, I used to drink vodka but it hyped me up and then repeated on me for days

The ones I listed are way smoother than JD, trust me!

I like a vodka and lemonade. Oh, and White Russians. Aside from that I'm not fussed on vodka.
 
What’s in a White Russian? Never heard of that! But people often make or buy me drinks without telling me what they contain lol

Definitely going to look those up in a bit then! Doing a few things at once

At the stage of drunk where you suddenly need to hold a wall when walking, but still in control of all my senses lol
 
What’s in a White Russian? Never heard of that! But people often make or buy me drinks without telling me what they contain lol

Definitely going to look those up in a bit then! Doing a few things at once

At the stage of drunk where you suddenly need to hold a wall when walking, but still in control of all my senses lol

So not drunk enough to flash us all then? Yet...
 
So not drunk enough to flash us all then? Yet...

Haha no, but I was considering those kind of photos before I started drinking!

Oddly enough, drinking makes me more cautious, I’m less likely to do something out of character!
 
Haha no, but I was considering those kind of photos before I started drinking!

Oddly enough, drinking makes me more cautious, I’m less likely to do something out of character!

Quick, somebody, get some coffee down her to help her sober up!!! :nana:
 
What’s in a White Russian? Never heard of that! But people often make or buy me drinks without telling me what they contain lol

Definitely going to look those up in a bit then! Doing a few things at once

At the stage of drunk where you suddenly need to hold a wall when walking, but still in control of all my senses lol

Easy tiger. At that stage I make a tactical brew. Never fails.

A white russian is vodka, kalhua and cream. Sounds rancid, but it tastes like boozy chocolate. Its fantastic, but you can only have one or two before you feel a bit sick. They're very rich.

And NEVER accept a drink unless you know what's in it. That's me putting on my sensible boring hat.
 
Easy tiger. At that stage I make a tactical brew. Never fails.

A white russian is vodka, kalhua and cream. Sounds rancid, but it tastes like boozy chocolate. Its fantastic, but you can only have one or two before you feel a bit sick. They're very rich.

And NEVER accept a drink unless you know what's in it. That's me putting on my sensible boring hat.

I used to drink at friends houses, until they left! That’s why drinks were poured for me, not by strangers. I’ve always managed to go home on time, and with everything I brought with me, so my sensible part stays intact!

Haven’t drunk in someone else’s home since my mum died though, so can’t say if i would still be the same lol

On the rare occasion I drink out, cab fare is always kept separate, in case. Too damn sensible, me lol

My friends husband would pour me vodka and increase it until it was pure vodka. I’d be drunk for three days! I don’t get hangovers
 
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