JJonah
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So..I'm home, bit still need a ride..
Hehehe
Gawd that was so bad.
I try to be nice...
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So..I'm home, bit still need a ride..
Hehehe
Gawd that was so bad.
I try to be sober![]()
Something I read recently...a sig line?
"I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings."
I had my first drink at 7:30AM today. My last at 6:30PM. Pretty much still sober. I am a real professional.

Thanks for posting that in the AA thread jmarx.
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I'm not anonymous...I'm a somebody godnab it.

Hi thread
Where's Fara? I'm not supposed to be here, but I was hoping that if she was, she'd let me sit on her lap and watch the show.
I do not know but I am not supposed to be here either.
You can sit on my lap![]()
When was the last time you did what you were supposed to do?
Impossible for me to answer your difficult questions.
This is exactly why I'm not supposed to be here.
I can come up with easier ones. How long since you wanked?
Why you're not supposed to be here?
That was a smiley face. Not a devil face. I was being a friend.
And that's, um, a can of Red Bull in my pocket, yeah . . .
Is this one of those things I am supposed to do?
I know what kind of friend you are. And I know what you keep in your pocket.
It ain't no can of Red Bull!
Deflecting! Answer the question.
Been ages.
Shut up.
Have you check out Lit Chat? Go in there with your dick in your pants and your brain on display and you might get lucky.
That sounds like way too much work.
You could always just roll over and hump your pillow.
Remember to take your socks off first, and whisper her name when you cum.
Hey!!!!!
That's fuckin hot.
Ok. I'm in bedtimes now cuz tquqila.
I love you guyz
