I'm drunk so.

I had my first drink at 7:30AM today. My last at 6:30PM. Pretty much still sober. I am a real professional.
 
Hi thread

Where's Fara? I'm not supposed to be here, but I was hoping that if she was, she'd let me sit on her lap and watch the show.
 
Why you're not supposed to be here?

That was a smiley face. Not a devil face. I was being a friend.

And that's, um, a can of Red Bull in my pocket, yeah . . .

I know what kind of friend you are. And I know what you keep in your pocket.

It ain't no can of Red Bull!

Is this one of those things I am supposed to do?

Deflecting! Answer the question.
 
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