I'm Dixon, ask me what the hell are all these "Ask Me" threads about.

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL I have no idea, but as trends go it's a pleasant one. What else you wanna' know? I promise to be incredibly evasive.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Do you still have an av? I'm too lazy to check. C'mon, humor the muffin here.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yes, our flag is still there.

 

[TN_Vixen]

do you still have Todd on ignore?

 

[Silverlily]

So how do you do your lattes, with or without whipped cream? And if you don't use your whipped cream on your latte, where do you use it?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Do you know exactly how many times Ike & Tina say the word "Rollin'" when singing "Proud Mary?"

 

[TN_Vixen]

would you ever put rubbing alcohol on your genitals?

heh

this is fun.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

do you still have Todd on ignore?

Nope. Someone told me he's stopped cutting and pasting and actually talking, so the boredom factor has receeded. I don't dislike, Todd.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So how do you do your lattes, with or without whipped cream? And if you don't use your whipped cream on your latte, where do you use it?

You won't believe this, but not only have I never had a latte, I've never had a cup of coffee. Not once. Ever.

As for whipped cream, it was made for only one purpose -- pumpkin pie.

 

[cymbidia]

I don't dislike, Todd.

Interesting usage of a comma. Unexpected placement. Begs the questions... if you don't dislike, do you despise? Delight in? Defend? And why just tell Todd?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Do you know exactly how many times Ike & Tina say the word "Rollin'" when singing "Proud Mary?"

5 times per stanza times 6 stanzas makes 30 times they said the word "rollin", but I really think you need to go and play the record over and over again and check to see if I'm right. Get some people on the river to help you, because people on the river they're happy to give.

 

[Silverlily]

Originally posted by Dixon Carter Lee You won't believe this, but not only have I never had a latte, I've never had a cup of coffee. Not once. Ever.

I had to sit down for a minute. NEVER had coffee? Forget lattes, they suck, but coffee? wow
If you're ever in my neck of the woods, you know the rest.

As for whipped cream, it was made for only one purpose -- pumpkin pie.

Agreed, what else could it possibly be for?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Why did Russell Crow take best actor instead of Tom Hanks? Did Russell Crow actually act and I missed it?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

would you ever put rubbing alcohol on your genitals?

heh

this is fun.

Sure I would. Right after I pour some salt into a paper cut while Beetejuice kicks me in the shins.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Interesting usage of a comma. Unexpected placement. Begs the questions... if you don't dislike, do you despise? Delight in? Defend? And why just tell Todd?

LOL The comma is a typo, not an indictment.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why did Russell Crow take best actor instead of Tom Hanks? Did Russell Crow actually act and I missed it?

"I am Gladiator" was more butch than "I'm sorry, Wilson!"

 

[Purple Haze]

Did ya poke any of those "Eight is Enough" girls?

 

[KillerMuffin]

A corollary, you're old enough to poke an "Eight is Enough" girl?

 

[cymbidia]

Agreed, what else could it possibly be for?

Oh GRRRROSSSSSSSS. Ptooey. Pumpkin pie sucks. One should *not* make pie from a gourd.

The only really good use for whipped cream is tucked up against something so decadently chocolate that it begs the cool creamy kiss of of the cream as counterpoint and enhancer, kinda like what a wonderbra does for breasts encased in deep black velvet, form-fitting, low-cut dresses.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I had to sit down for a minute. NEVER had coffee?

Never had coffee. Never had a joint. Never had a cigarrette.

LOL Peer pressure didn't work too well on me.

 

[cymbidia]

Never had coffee. Never had a joint. Never had a cigarrette.

Are you a virgin? When do you plan to lose that cherry, if so? When did you lose your virginity, if not, and to whom?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Did ya poke any of those "Eight is Enough" girls?

I'm old enough, and oooo did you just clue into an old fantasy of mine involving the blond. It was not a very good fantasy. Every time I pictured us doing it Dick Van Patton would walk in to give us a talk about "responsibility".

 

[Silverlily]

tease

kinda like what a wonderbra does for breasts encased in deep black velvet, form-fitting, low-cut dresses.

Remember the suckology thing earlier? I thinking it's time to work on my thesis in Nibblenomics.

 

[Never]

Dixon Carter Lee:
"Never had coffee. Never had a joint. Never had a cigarrette."

Lies, all lies.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh GRRRROSSSSSSSS. Ptooey. Pumpkin pie sucks. One should *not* make pie from a gourd.

"Can't you stay a little longer?"

"No! It's 11:55!" said Cinderella, for her Fairy Godmother had told her that if she wasn't home by midnight her pussy would turn into a pumpkin. "But I would like to know your name."

"It's Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater."

"Well, I have another five minutes..."