I'm cute, I'm kinky, I'm single... hit on me!

[Chicklet]

damnit.

hit on me.

I need someone to take me over their knee and spank me silly right now.

 

[LAcouple4fun]

i would love a girl over my knee

 

[DVS]

damnit.

hit on me.

I need someone to take me over their knee and spank me silly right now.

Damn, you know I'd hit on you. Actually, I"d make you strip naked and then tie your hands behind your back, gag you and then pull you over my knee for the blisterin' you deserve.

Of course, it wouldn't stop there. I'd put a collar and leash on you and lead you down to my basement, where all of the fun stuff happens. My punishment chair, my violet wand, my floggers and paddles...oh, and don't forget those nasty little tennis racket bug zappers, to keep your naughty ass in line.

I have a ring gag that will fit your little mouth just fine. I like how it keeps your mouth wide open, so I can fuck it if I want. And, you can be sure I'll be cumming down your throat. I'll grab hold of your hair to help me shove it nice and deep.

Trust me...I won't let you lose until I'm sufficiently satisfied. Oh, but one thing I like to do is tile you down and make you cum over and over against your will. I like to watch you squirm, then hear you squeal, when you cum.

Ever heard the saying..."rode hard and put up wet"? I think it would apply here. EVery hole will be sore and your whole body will have nasty red marks on it. Your mouth will taste like my cum, and your jaw will ache from the gag. You'll be chained up in a corner, down in my basement...waiting for the next time I want to use your body.

When I regain my strength, I"ll come back down to the basement to do it all again. I hope you don't mind waiting. But, I think that vibrating butt plug I pushed into your ass will keep you company, until I come back.

 

[Chicklet]

Okay, DVS, I'm totally in love with you.

 

[willinglilsub]

I'm in awe DVS.

 

[lne_iii]

If I was still in Portlandia, I would.

 

[the captians wench]

Damn, you know I'd hit on you. Actually, I"d make you strip naked and then tie your hands behind your back, gag you and then pull you over my knee for the blisterin' you deserve.

Of course, it wouldn't stop there. I'd put a collar and leash on you and lead you down to my basement, where all of the fun stuff happens. My punishment chair, my violet wand, my floggers and paddles...oh, and don't forget those nasty little tennis racket bug zappers, to keep your naughty ass in line.

I have a ring gag that will fit your little mouth just fine. I like how it keeps your mouth wide open, so I can fuck it if I want. And, you can be sure I'll be cumming down your throat. I'll grab hold of your hair to help me shove it nice and deep.

Trust me...I won't let you lose until I'm sufficiently satisfied. Oh, but one thing I like to do is tile you down and make you cum over and over against your will. I like to watch you squirm, then hear you squeal, when you cum.

Ever heard the saying..."rode hard and put up wet"? I think it would apply here. EVery hole will be sore and your whole body will have nasty red marks on it. Your mouth will taste like my cum, and your jaw will ache from the gag. You'll be chained up in a corner, down in my basement...waiting for the next time I want to use your body.

When I regain my strength, I"ll come back down to the basement to do it all again. I hope you don't mind waiting. But, I think that vibrating butt plug I pushed into your ass will keep you company, until I come back.

*purr*

 

[Yang4yin]

damnit.

hit on me.

I need someone to take me over their knee and spank me silly right now.

Grabs the nearest hairbrush and starts the assault.

 

[trisquel_astur]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

very nice idea...

But incomplete!

first of all, you need be more polite talking. put on your knees, down your eyes, offer your hands for be tied and we can begin to talk about.

 

[callinectes]

Can someone tell me what a punishment chair is? Ihave a general idea but would appreciate some specifics.

sorry for the hijack Chicklet

 

[debbiev]

god this thread got me so wet...especially DVS....who has no mercy......and knows what he wants when he wants it. i wish i was captured by you DVS.

 

[Shankara20]

god this thread got me so wet...especially DVS....who has no mercy......and knows what he wants when he wants it. i wish i was captured by you DVS.

DVS is just a huge pain in the butt.


Oh, I get it now. Sorry.


Never mind....


hee hee

 

[DVS]

Can someone tell me what a punishment chair is? Ihave a general idea but would appreciate some specifics.

sorry for the hijack Chicklet

My punishment chair is my own personal invention. I's kind of like an electric chair with pazzazz. It has the two things I enjoy most of all built into one unit. Electroplay and forced anal sex. Got your attention? That's the main idea.

 

[DVS]

DVS is just a huge pain in the butt.


Oh, I get it now. Sorry.


Never mind....


hee hee

Good thing you said "huge" pain in the butt. Actually, you should have put the word "huge" in capital letters to correctly speak of the size and pain involved. No brag, just fact.

OK, there is some brag in there, too. And, I take GREAT satisfaction in that.

See the proper use of capital letters?

 

[DVS]

god this thread got me so wet...especially DVS....who has no mercy......and knows what he wants when he wants it. i wish i was captured by you DVS.

I'm in kinky fly over country, debbiev. Come and get it.

 

[Shankara20]

Good thing you said "huge" pain in the butt. Actually, you should have put the word "huge" in capital letters to correctly speak of the size and pain involved. No brag, just fact.

OK, there is some brag in there, too. And, I take GREAT satisfaction in that.

See the proper use of capital letters?

*note to self - good thing I removed "minor nuisance" and added "pain in the butt" then just before hitting submit added "huge" to stroke DVS's ego - seeing as that is the ONLY thing of his I can stroke*

Is this the proper use of capital letters?

 

[Xelebes]

damnit.

hit on me.

I need someone to take me over their knee and spank me silly right now.

How about the other way around?

OIr how about we take turns?

 

[DVS]

*note to self - good thing I removed "minor nuisance" and added "pain in the butt" then just before hitting submit added "huge" to stroke DVS's ego - seeing as that is the ONLY thing of his I can stroke*

Is this the proper use of capital letters?

Needs work.

 

[ShyGuy68]

damnit.

hit on me.

I need someone to take me over their knee and spank me silly right now.

I so wish that I could be that one! I would definately spank you totally silly, and then continue until you're soaking wet and begging for me to take you

 

[SpectreT]

No shortage of takers. (yes, I'm on the list, too.)

Geography's a bitch, though.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Too bad you are in the opposite corner of the country from me, Chicklet...

Otherwise I might have to take you over my knee, slip your panties down around your ankles, then paddle that lovely bottom of yours...

*grin*

 

[Chicklet]

How about the other way around?

OIr how about we take turns?

negative i am not at all interested in spanking others

 

[Chicklet]

first of all, you need be more polite talking. put on your knees, down your eyes, offer your hands for be tied and we can begin to talk about.

nah not until i've been flirted with and wooed, then if we find each other compatible i'll get on my knees and do the begging.

 

[Chicklet]

Too bad you are in the opposite corner of the country from me, Chicklet...

geography is a bitch.

 

[DVS]

geography is a bitch.

But, if you look at this thread, you probably have a nice little vacation trip around the country to visit those who replied to your cry of need.

A spanking in every state? By vacation's end, your end would be similar to Rudoph's nose.