I'm celibate and on lit

[aussiegeekygal]

He jokes, but I weep.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ugh. I thought about this too much, and there's an element of truth to it
I'm ready for my sexy to be back, damnit.

 

[37_ttej]

Ugh. I thought about this too much, and there's an element of truth to it
I'm ready for my sexy to be back, damnit.

Gah! I deleted the post because it was so not-funny.

And you created the thread!

*sigh*

Yes, folks, where just here for the intellectual stimulation and literary endeavour.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I was wondering when you'd show up.
I had to talk to myself....

 

[37_ttej]

I was wondering when you'd show up.
I had to talk to myself....

I do that all the time!

It might be a family thing.

Oh, no!! Do you think it's catching!!?

 

[dirtwrench]

To the geeky one-

My dear you may not feel it, but you have always been, and will always be, sexy. May the feeling return to you soon and with overwhelming satisfaction.

 

[Trekka]

I'm ready for my sexy to be back, damnit.

Gaah! Oh no! Where the fuck did it go?!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Gaah! Oh no! Where the fuck did it go?!

I think it was surgically removed

 

[islandjoe2]

I think it was surgically removed

Seems like that would be something you would remember pretty clearly.

 

[tnman03]

Ugh. I thought about this too much, and there's an element of truth to it
I'm ready for my sexy to be back, damnit.

All will be as it was before once you've got the stressors put to rest and return to the feel good daily you. I've read you posts and know what your going through and the toil it takes on emotional well being. Yep...I confess just enough background in the art of people to know you'll find your mojo PDQ.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well that was an unexpected revival of a thread...

PDQ?

 

[cowslinger64]

Would this be a bad time to hit you up for road head?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Would this be a bad time to hit you up for road head?

It's always a bad time to hit me up for road head

 

[islandjoe2]

Well that was an unexpected revival of a thread...

PDQ?

PDQ- Pretty Damn Quick or Please Don't Quit? Hopefully not the latter, because it seems like it is petering out pretty quickly.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

PDQ- Pretty Damn Quick or Please Don't Quit? Hopefully not the latter, because it seems like it is petering out pretty quickly.

Ah!
That makes a LOT more sense
Thanks, Joe.

My mojo is back in full force. Well, it's cyclical.

 

[islandjoe2]

Ah!
That makes a LOT more sense
Thanks, Joe.

My mojo is back in full force. Well, it's cyclical.

Ok, glad it wasn't just me that was wondering. Glad I could help, with pleasure I serve.

 

[mickyp123]

To the geeky one-

My dear you may not feel it, but you have always been, and will always be, sexy. May the feeling return to you soon and with overwhelming satisfaction.

What was the phrase in that film?

May the fuck be with you,

Until then go Hands Solo

Or use the Inter Galactic sex toy Girth Invader

 

[cowslinger64]

It's always a bad time to hit me up for road head

Ok..we'll keep sticking with anal, I guess.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ok..we'll keep sticking with anal, I guess.

Road anal.
Bahahaha

 

[Misshotndeep]

Ok..we'll keep sticking with anal, I guess.

Just shove a strap on up his ass. He will be much nicer.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What was the phrase in that film?

May the fuck be with you,

Until then go Hands Solo

Or use the Inter Galactic sex toy Girth Invader

Was that from Zack and Miri make a porno??

 

[thejabber27]

Hope you get your groove back!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*** PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ***

This was a joke thread. Somehow it was dug up today, lol.

 

[cowslinger64]

Just shove a strap on up his ass. He will be much nicer.

My balls are still bigger than yours. My head is no where near as hard or empty tho.

 

[cowslinger64]

Road anal.
Bahahaha

We better pull over for that..lol