I'm bored someone entertain me

[Azwed]

untill I go to work in an hour.



I don't feel like doing any work and am not in the mood for political crap, sorry Marxist, so someone entertain me.

 

[Guest]

If you want a good laugh...

Go check out the "Looking at you makes me want to be a lesbian" thread.

 

[Jean Val Jean]

I have red hot chili peppers going full volume right next to my daughter's goldfish tank.

Those little fuckers are swimming frantically to save thier lives and lateral lines from sensory overload, slamming into glass before turning only to slam into the boards again like a mad hockey game with no puck...

GET ON TOP! GET ON TOP!

Oh look, goldfish can jump out of the water!

 

[bluntforcemama]

la la la la la la bamba

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

I think AJ forgot to take his medication again. Someone call PETA there is cruelty to animals going on.

 

[Jean Val Jean]

I don't go to work anymore,
I just bang on the drums all day!

Just about time for me to go work out...

I have a great life! And the damn fish will be glad to see me go as well as the majority of the members of Lit. But does that ever stop me, no,

DREAM OF CALIFORNICATION!

 

[Azwed]

I can't have pets in my apartment. Well i could have fish but I never really cared for fish. I have had bad experiences with the whole hampster/gerbil thing too. Damnit now I am out of triscuts too. boooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Scabbers]

You need a pet. They will entertain you for hours.

Are you volunteering? for yourself, or Never?

 

[Jean Val Jean]

Shaolin shakin' for the sake of his soul...

Oh look, one of them's doing the dead man float. He's good at it!

Gotta go, time to do some real sparring, not just this pretend shit. Don't work too hard...

 

[Azwed]

Are you volunteering? for yourself, or Never?

I would take either one but would prefer both

 

[modest mouse]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55684


Here are some time waster links. Some are pretty cool.