im bored so here is a riddle

[smoothg103rd]

Two fathers and two sons found 75 cent how did they split it evenly?

 

[SailorJerry]

Two fathers and two sons found 75 cent how did they split it evenly?

Each person gets 25 cents. The two sons are brothers, and they each have a father, but it's the same man.

 

[Tryharder62]

I always think of the song for the Grumpy Old Troll who lives under the Bridge on Dora the Explorer when I hear a riddle.

 

[knot_sweet]

grandad gets 25c

father gets 25c

son gets 25c


Now what do I win??

 

[KRCummings]

The first father pulls a knife and slices the second fathers throat. As he falls down, blood shooting out of his neck the second father reaches, grabs the crotch of the first son and literally rips his balls off through his pants. The second son screams like a woman and falls to his knees and the two men lean against each other and die.
The second son seeing all this freaks out and attacks the first father but he forgets about the knife and impales himself on it. The blade slices through all his internal organs, opens his belly and his guts spill out onto the ground. He slips on his own innards and falls to the ground dead.
The first father takes the .75 cents and gets the fuck out.

 

[phrodeau]

The first father pulls a knife and slices the second fathers throat. As he falls down, blood shooting out of his neck the second father reaches, grabs the crotch of the first son and literally rips his balls off through his pants. The second son screams like a woman and falls to his knees and the two men lean against each other and die.
The second son seeing all this freaks out and attacks the first father but he forgets about the knife and impales himself on it. The blade slices through all his internal organs, opens his belly and his guts spill out onto the ground. He slips on his own innards and falls to the ground dead.
The first father takes the .75 cents and gets the fuck out.

Somebody saw "The Aristocrats".