I'm better looking than Hanns

[Dixon Carter Lee]

PLUS I can water-ski. I'm the bomb.

 

[Uber Sparky]

Yeah...

How would you know?

 

[Guest]

 

[HeavyStick]

Hanns can keister an Easter Ham, what is your hidden talent?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How would you know?

I got a good look at his momma while fucking her last night, and if there's anything to genetics, ug-LEE.

 

[Uber Sparky]

really - wish I'd seen her front too

her bunghole was fucking huge!!!

Pimple on her ass - but I got off.

 

[sunstruck]

I got a good look at his momma while fucking her last night, and if there's anything to genetics, ug-LEE.

Unclean! Unclean!!!!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Shit, what time did you have her? Was it before 9:00? Ah I guess it doesn't matter, I only got a blow job. At least I think it was his mom. Did she have 5 o'clock shadow when you were with her?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No, but she did thank me for finally purifying the hole that crapped out Hanns. Kissed my ring, and everything.

 

[Guest]

 

[Uber Sparky]

God!

I thought she smelled worse than the normal bitch shithole!

 

[HeavyStick]

.

 

[sunstruck]

My mom died 7 months ago

I so called the dead mom move.

 

[RawHumor]

It's true

DCL IS better looking than Hanns.

Here's proof:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=81801&perpage=20&pagenumber=15

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My mom died 7 months ago

She's not dead. She's hiding.

 

[Guest]

 

[Uber Sparky]

Nah - she's dead allright...

I mean - she wouldn't fuck me back.

One non-enthused bitch she.

Dead to me anyway.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Fuck you. I am better looking than all of you. LOL

 

[HeavyStick]

She learned that trick from Tatanah hanns, so don't be upset.

 

[Gaucho]

She's not dead. She's hiding.

There's no Witness Protection program good enough.

Dixon, did she try to get you to read the 'Watchtower'?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Otherwise it would have been my life mission to hunt each and everyone one of you, and shoot you in the face

Start at the Colony Theatre in Burbank, why dontcha? LOL

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I can't get past the first three words in a Yayati post any more. It's like finding a "Family Matters" re-run and wondering if you should watch -- Nah.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Call me Rob. LOL