I'm back!...uh...again!

[Fleshmachine]

It has been a long time.

No one will remember me.

No one even knows why I left.

Damn, this is kind of depressing.

 

[Problem Child]

How was jail?

 

[morninggirl5]

Welcome Back, Fleshmachine.


It's the same lit as you left. The names may have changed but not much else.

 

[Cheyenne]

Does it matter why you left? Welcome back!

 

[Fleshmachine]

How was jail?

Damn, somebody did remember.

All I have to say about it is....well....it probably made me a worse than better.

 

[Angel]

I remember you, I just don't remember the jail thing.

WTF did you go to jail for and why did I miss that discussion!?

 

[Fleshmachine]

PC, I really am glad that somebody remembered me here.

Angel, the reason I went to jail is floating around the Lit archives somewhere.

There is no place in this mans world for the convicted felon.

 

[Angel]

Uh I'm a convicted felon. LOL

I made mistakes. -shrug- it's nothing to be ashamed of.

And search isn't working right. PM? I want to talk to you about something else as well.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Welcome back, Fleshmachine.

I'm fairly new, so I'm sure we never met. Nice to meet you.

Sorry about jail. That must have really sucked. I'd never survive it - too much of a princess.

 

[Cheyenne]

Beating someone up, I think.

I take it you're having a hard time getting back into society? You couldn't have been in jail all that long since you're back already.

 

[Cheyenne]

Uh I'm a convicted felon. LOL

Hey, you can't throw that piece of meat out and then not explain!

Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[Angel]

Damnit.

I knew, just knew you would pick that out, Chey

Do you want the short, version with just the facts? Or the detailed full story version?

 

[Fleshmachine]

I did 119 days of a 2 year sentence for felony assualt.

The hard part is having to put that on a job application. Words like "recently paroled" and "assault" don't really impress employers too much.

 

[Cheyenne]

I did 119 days of a 2 year sentence for felony assualt.

The hard part is having to put that on a job application. Words like "recently paroled" and "assault" don't really impress employers too much.

The company I work for hires paroled people. Especially when the job market was so tight, one source of employees was actually a state prison. The general manager who thought of this idea did the hiring for awhile before he told anyone what he was doing. By that point, he had a good track record built and no one questioned his sanity.

It was a little unsettling though the first time someone told me such-and-such employee was a murderer, for real.

Good luck to you.

 

[Cheyenne]

Do you want the short, version with just the facts? Or the detailed full story version?

Whichever you feel comfortable telling, of course!

 

[Never]

It wasn't for cannibalism, was it?

I was almost a guest at your house, yah know, if you were a cannibal I'd hope you'd tell me before I came over.

 

[Angel]

It wasn't for cannibalism, was it?

I was almost a guest at your house, yah know, if you were a cannibal I'd hope you'd tell me before I came over.

You wouldn't want to be eaten?


Cheyenne : I feel comfortable with either but I'm in a lazy mood. I'll post the short version. If you want details, PM and I'll elaborate in the A.M.

Short Version :

Girl entered my home without permission.
Girl harassed Angel.
Angel remained calm.
Girl punched Angel in face.
Angel smashed girl's face with brick.
Angel went to jail.
Angel got sued.
Angel is now a convicted felon.

 

[Mensa]

Rubyfruit has a sense of humour

Sorry about jail. That must have really sucked. B]

Good one Ruby!

 

[Never]

I have to admit, being eaten by you is almost tempting enough that I wouldn't care if you roasted me in fava beans afterword.

By the by, I'd like to apologize abou the comment I made in the woman's fight club thread. I just realize it was in bad taste. But if you don't remember what I'm talking about - it's nothing.

 

[Angel]

Me? I read that whole thread. I don't remember anything that remotely offended me at all.

WTF are you talking about?

 

[Never]

The part were I said you were a good fighter because even though you look scrawny you were the type to sneak up behind someone and smack them with a brick.

I just realize now that might have not been the best thing to say.

 

[Angel]

Oh. It's okay. You're not psychic.

 

[Fleshmachine]

The perks of being a convicted felon....

A: You aren't allowed to be a member of a jury. So no jury duty.

B: You aren't allow to vote so you can't be blamed for who is in office.