Huckleman2000
It was something I ate.
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I feel like I should explain:
I moved to Madison, WI earlier this year, and bought a condo in a funky neighborhood. There's a bar down the street with bands playing most every night, no cover. I'm a 'regular' now.
I returned to school. I'm taking web-dev classes at a technical college, and finding it much more difficult and awkward than I thought I would. Why do young people tattoo and pierce themselves so much?
I'm drinking less wine and smoking more weed.
Two things happened recently that made me think of the AH: First, my son has 'friended' me on Facebook, and I can follow a link to his blog. [He graduated last June, Summa Cum Laude in English Literature.
] He and his girlfriend took a romantic-getaway weekend recently, and here's a recent entry.
The second thing is this Larry Craig incident happened, and it makes me think "Why can't Conservatives conceive of a man in elective office getting a damn blowjob?" First Clinton got a blowjob, and they wanted him out of office. Now Larry Craig tries to get a blowjob, and they have to get him out of office. Just for wanting a blowjob!
Don't they realize, blowjobs are like those potato chips - you can't have just one? (I think they're called "Lay's", oddly enough) Men get their first good blowjob, and immediately it becomes a life-long obsession to get their next. Some like them from guys, some like them from girls, but I haven't met the man yet who doesn't love having someone gobbing his knob.
And here's the best part - some people love to suck cock. There's even somewhat of a living in it, either overtly or, erm, undercover...
This is a Men's Issue. (Probably the only one, really, at least until we get a 'the pill' for men.) Shouldn't we be working to broaden access to blowjobs, and not trying to punish men who have found some way to get them occasionally? Isn't the problem with blowjobs that they are too rare, not that some men are getting them and you're not? Hasn't the thought ever crossed your mind, "Hmmm... If I promise to suck his if he sucks mine, I could get my horn piped ALL THE TIME!"? And then you thought, "Nah, that's too easy, there's got to be a catch....oh yeah. My mouth, his dick." Isn't the root of all homophobia simply we straights begrudging that they like the kow-tow-chow?
If only our lives were that simple.
So, those thoughts occurred to me, and this is the only place that would understand.
I moved to Madison, WI earlier this year, and bought a condo in a funky neighborhood. There's a bar down the street with bands playing most every night, no cover. I'm a 'regular' now.

I returned to school. I'm taking web-dev classes at a technical college, and finding it much more difficult and awkward than I thought I would. Why do young people tattoo and pierce themselves so much?
I'm drinking less wine and smoking more weed.

Two things happened recently that made me think of the AH: First, my son has 'friended' me on Facebook, and I can follow a link to his blog. [He graduated last June, Summa Cum Laude in English Literature.

Now, where else could I brag on him for that?It’s A New Sexual Era
Attention some people. It’s high time that people get over the fact that women enjoy - and hopefully have - sex as much as men do. Always safely, of course. Let’s be real. That being said, this is a reminder to everyone to strengthen the sexual relationships that you have, and don’t hide behind your fronting. Be on the same page as your lover, and don’t mind about the sexual histories of others... after all, you probably don’t mind about yours.

The second thing is this Larry Craig incident happened, and it makes me think "Why can't Conservatives conceive of a man in elective office getting a damn blowjob?" First Clinton got a blowjob, and they wanted him out of office. Now Larry Craig tries to get a blowjob, and they have to get him out of office. Just for wanting a blowjob!
Don't they realize, blowjobs are like those potato chips - you can't have just one? (I think they're called "Lay's", oddly enough) Men get their first good blowjob, and immediately it becomes a life-long obsession to get their next. Some like them from guys, some like them from girls, but I haven't met the man yet who doesn't love having someone gobbing his knob.
And here's the best part - some people love to suck cock. There's even somewhat of a living in it, either overtly or, erm, undercover...
This is a Men's Issue. (Probably the only one, really, at least until we get a 'the pill' for men.) Shouldn't we be working to broaden access to blowjobs, and not trying to punish men who have found some way to get them occasionally? Isn't the problem with blowjobs that they are too rare, not that some men are getting them and you're not? Hasn't the thought ever crossed your mind, "Hmmm... If I promise to suck his if he sucks mine, I could get my horn piped ALL THE TIME!"? And then you thought, "Nah, that's too easy, there's got to be a catch....oh yeah. My mouth, his dick." Isn't the root of all homophobia simply we straights begrudging that they like the kow-tow-chow?
If only our lives were that simple.
So, those thoughts occurred to me, and this is the only place that would understand.
