I'm arguing with a gay man..

Dantetier

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I'm arguing with a friend of mine who is gay about how Orlando Bloom is not hot, but only the character Legolas is...I am straight... why do I feel the need to argue about guys hotness?
 
Wait, you think a guy is hot, but you're not gay. Wait here, OK.















GLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Could you come in here please. I found a job for you.
 
Because you're right and he's wrong - the subject doesn't matter.
 
it's the hair, i think. i've gotten it from both sides, men and women.

they dig the long, blonde hair. was absolutly fabulous hair! bright, shiny, bouncy and all that.

only problem? IT WAS A WIG!

fortunately, mine's not. although, i'm going to have to color it slightly for halloween next year. my blonde is starting to shift to brown. bastard.
 
*chuckles* I just LOVE the character... I love Elves... and Magic... and Orlando just made a great elf. I saw him in Black Hawk Down and was like... *ugh*

and yeah... not gay... but there are 5 guys I'd do just out of sheer hotness or the fact that they are really really cool...

I don't get it either...
 
Dantetier said:
*chuckles* I just LOVE the character... I love Elves... and Magic... and Orlando just made a great elf. I saw him in Black Hawk Down and was like... *ugh*

and yeah... not gay... but there are 5 guys I'd do just out of sheer hotness or the fact that they are really really cool...

I don't get it either...

Oh, you'll get it, someday those Fab five will fullFILL you. ;)
 
according to the anchient Greeks, you're not gay if you're the one recieving the head or the one who's doing the ass spelunking.

sorry. i just had the urge to say spelunking. :cool:
 
pretty_lil_stranger said:
LOL, you just told me it was a litteral pepsi snort. *giggles* in deed.

I saw a pic of him today in the supermarket, I think he's cuter with his short brown hair.
 
Kalyn said:
Oh, you'll get it, someday those Fab five will fullFILL you. ;)

*LOL* I seriously doubt it... given how my five will never know I exist
 
Dantetier said:
*LOL* I seriously doubt it... given how my five will never know I exist


Aaaww, s'ok, a boy can always dream. :D
 
I put $20 on Glam liking Orlando more than Legolis. I have good taste in lads.
 
I'mVan said:
I put $20 on Glam liking Orlando more than Legolis. I have good taste in lads.
I put $20 on Ruby liking her Sybian more than any troll that's ever visited literotica.
 
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