I'm an idiot

minsue said:
:D Boota, you reminded me of one of my favorite wallpaper pictures of yore...


That wallpaper pic was great! LOL.
 
The thing about that is, that some of the most intelligent people, talk the most bollocks.

They're so busy being intelligent, up there own asses, that they haven't seen anything of the world and in real life standing, know fuck-all.

Personally, I think that to most see and appreciate life, you need to see death!

Then suddenly, all the rest of it seems so unimportant.
 
What he said. And, any kind of pain and suffering come to that.


Lou
 
lewdandlicentious said:
Hey Lou!!

How's it goin' girl!

Please take that Av away.

It's painful!

I want to look at it!!!!!

Hiya Lew, ya rude sod!

It's going good, thanks. You? :p

And, nope, the AV stays. For as long as your gonna put your dick on display like that, I'm gonna leave something that is provocative. :devil:

Look away, but no touching! HA!

CFW4P2CYGEMP

:p
 
Yes, you could. All the way down, until it tickled my clit!

:eek:

Ahem. STOP!

NOW!

:p

:devil:
 
All this talk, all these av's. Dick, tits, dick, tits.....so torn...which side to I go to.....love dick....bi-curious.....what...to....do....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

So, anyway... :D


Yes, I'm bored.
 
kellycummings said:
All this talk, all these av's. Dick, tits, dick, tits.....so torn...which side to I go to.....love dick....bi-curious.....what...to....do....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

So, anyway... :D


Yes, I'm bored.

How can you be torn? Have you looked at Tatelou's AV?!?! :devil:
 
Lew, well, duh!

So did I!

You see, from my front you could insert your dick down through my cleavage, until it reached my clit, and gave it a tickle.

:D

I was seeing you kneeling before me, you see. :eek:

(If it was down my throat, you could give me anal at the same time. EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!)

Apologies to all, normal service will be resumed in a moment...

(As soon as I've slapped Lew around a bit. :D)

Lou :eek:
 
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lewdandlicentious said:
See Lou, even Kelly wants some!!!

:eek:

Don't put words in the poor girl's mouth! :p

Kelly, take no notice, he's VERY rude. :rolleyes:

Lou :D :devil:
 
Lewd, your AV reminds me of that old joke:

"Who's the most popular man at the nudist camp?
-The one who can carry two mugs of hot coffee and 7 donuts at the same time."

"Who's the most popular woman at the nudist camp?
-The one who can eat all of those donuts without using her hands!"
 
lewdandlicentious said:
BIG LOL!!!

Say it ain't true girls!!!
:D

It ain't true, Lew. I could not eat all 7 doughnuts without using my hands.
 
minsue said:
It ain't true, Lew. I could not eat all 7 doughnuts without using my hands.

I could!

Well, I'd give it a damn good try! :D

Thanks for that Svenska. LOL!

Lou
 
What worries me most, as a parent, is that some poor toddler is probably crying and asking why the man's playing with his toys -- and then later on will probably put them in its mouth.
 
Sub Joe said:
What worries me most, as a parent, is that some poor toddler is probably crying and asking why the man's playing with his toys -- and then later on will probably put them in its mouth.

Almost as disgusting as thinking of someone eating those eels, eh? Ick. Ack.

~lucky ;)
 
perdita said:
Loulou, I called myself a lefftenant, I think Ogg was the general. We kicked cock and won!

Perdita

The pics are worth the view: GB vs. AH

Ah yes darling, I remember it well, what fun we had defeating the GB tribe, their ammo limbers were drained of munitions in no time thanks to our ever willing female front line troops, Perdy, Lou, and Mlle, with able support from the few die hard old sea dogs and generals, not forgetting the rookie lad of course.
 
lewdandlicentious said:
BIG LOL!!!

Say it ain't true girls!!!
:D

Christ man, I told you not to hang a brick on that thing, now look what's happened.
 
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