I'm an idiot

[lucky-E-leven]

POP,



~lucky

 

[pop_54]

Almost as disgusting as thinking of someone eating those eels, eh? Ick. Ack.

~lucky

Nothing wrong with the feel of someting slimey sliding down your throat dear

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nothing wrong with the feel of someting slimey sliding down your throat dear

Not at all, love, so long as it's not too fishy.

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

POP,



~lucky

LUCKY

 

[Guest]

Christ man, I told you not to hang a brick on that thing, now look what's happened.

Nah, I just think he's been tugging on it too much and too often.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

LUCKY

your
~lucky

 

[pop_54]

Nah, I just think he's been tugging on it too much and too often.

Lou

Hmm you could be right dear, thought I noticed some blisters on his hands, or maybe he just felt like blowing his own trumpet

 

[Guest]

Hmm you could be right dear, thought I noticed some blisters on his hands, or maybe he just felt like blowing his own trumpet

Hahaha! Now you come to mention it, he did say he'd taken up smoking the pipe, and I know he's a non-smoker.

Lou

P.S. I wonder if his ears are burning? (Make a change to his hands.)

 

[pop_54]

your
~lucky

I know I am

 

[pop_54]

Hahaha! Now you come to mention it, he did say he'd taken up smoking the pipe, and I know he's a non-smoker.

Lou

P.S. I wonder if his ears are burning? (Make a change to his hands.)

As long as his dick isn't burning, can't see any smoke, can you?

I went to the doctor's last week complaining of pains in my dick, he said, "Does it burn when you pass water," I replied, "Well I crossed the Thames river bridge on the way here, but never noticed any flames".

 

[SlickTony]

Anyway, it's not as big as mine!!!!

It looks like it ought to be prehensile.

 

[Guest]

As long as his dick isn't burning, can't see any smoke, can you?

I went to the doctor's last week complaining of pains in my dick, he said, "Does it burn when you pass water," I replied, "Well I crossed the Thames river bridge on the way here, but never noticed any flames".

Nah, there's no smoke signals rising in the sky tonight.

Thanks for the joke, it made me groan, but I giggled, too.

Lou

 

[Guest]

It looks like it ought to be prehensile.

LOL!

Either that, or he has to roll it up like a hosepipe.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Gee, you guys are Soooo funny.

Let me just say, that they used to call me "Jake" at school!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Gee, you guys are Soooo funny.

Let me just say, that they used to call me "Jake" at school!!!

"Jake" as in Jake the Fake?

or something more like

"Jake" as in Jake the Snake?

sorry to cut in but the curiosity was really biting my ass...

~lucky

 

[Guest]

"Heeeeeeeee's Jake the Peg,
Diddle-diddle-diddle-dum,
With his extra leg,
Diddle-diddle-diddle-dum."



You know you love it really, Lew.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Well,

You can't help what you've got!!!

 

[Guest]

Well,

You can't help what you've got!!!

Tell me about it, babe!

If you've got it, flaunt it, I say!



Katie-Lou

 

[pop_54]

Tell me about it, babe!

If you've got it, flaunt it, I say!



Katie-Lou

Quite so dear, flaunt it I say, I got up this morning, and thought, 'Hey it looks nice out', so I left it out and tripped over the bloody thing.

 

[Guest]

Quite so dear, flaunt it I say, I got up this morning, and thought, 'Hey it looks nice out', so I left it out and tripped over the bloody thing.

Heeeeheeee! Did your lady take any photos, or better still video it for You've Been Framed?

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hey there Popster!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Quite so dear, flaunt it I say, I got up this morning, and thought, 'Hey it looks nice out', so I left it out and tripped over the bloody thing.

Wow, Pop. That must've been uncomfortable. When I let the girls run free, there's never any tripping on my part involved (thank God), but the Fed Ex guy almost tripped when I opened the door to accept the delivery/package naked from the waist up.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

the Fed Ex guy almost tripped when I opened the door to accept the delivery/package naked from the waist up.

You did not! Did you really?

P.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You did not! Did you really?

P.

It wasn't one of my high points, but I really did. Was in the middle of a screaming rant with SO at the time, and the poor guy rang the doorbell as I was searching for clothing. I just flung the door open and glared at him and the look on his face when he saw me, I will never forget. He didn't say a word, merely handed me the package and signature pad. I signed it and burst into raucous laughter when the door finally closed. And the best part, the SO was so mad that I flashed the Fed Ex man that he didn't speak to me for the rest of the day. And I was grateful for the silence. Honestly. Makes me giggle to remember now.

~lucky (you never knew I was so nuts, did you?)

 

[Guest]

(you never knew I was so nuts, did you?)

I dared not hope. sighing... P.