I'm All That!

[jeforest]

Don't forget Larry too!

You know what? I change my mind... I'll be Larry. I have that 'combing the chest hair' thing down pretty good... you should see it when I put a part in it.

 

[Guest]

You know what? I change my mind... I'll be Larry. I have that 'combing the chest hair' thing down pretty good... you should see it when I put a part in it.

Okay, but just make sure you use your own comb... not Denae's or mine!

 

[jeforest]

Okay, but just make sure you use your own comb... not Denae's or mine!

now why would i want pube hair to mingle with chest hair?

 

[Guest]

now why would i want pube hair to mingle with chest hair?

Shame on you!!! Can't speak for Denae, but I'm completely shaven right now.

 

[Denae]

The train for this thread has thoroughly derailed.

 

[jeforest]

Shame on you!!! Can't speak for Denae, but I'm completely shaven right now.

My apologies for assuming... or was I assuming?

 

[Guest]

My apologies for assuming... or was I assuming?

Naughty Boy!!! Wait till I tell Denae.

 

[Guest]

The train for this thread has thoroughly derailed.

Oh my yes... okay we need to get it back on track! Who's going to start?

 

[jeforest]

Naughty Boy!!! Wait till I tell Denae.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh... maybe she fall for it too. If ya don't tell I'll ummm... well, I'll

 

[Denae]

now why would i want pube hair to mingle with chest hair?

I didn't know I was supposed to use a comb on mine. Damn it Mother, why didn't you tell me?

 

[jeforest]

I didn't know I was supposed to use a comb on mine. Damn it Mother, why didn't you tell me?

NOW i can sleep well tonight!

 

[Guest]

I didn't know I was supposed to use a comb on mine. Damn it Mother, why didn't you tell me?

Okay that one made me laugh big time. Even teared up on that one.

 

[Guest]

Okay Denae.... if we live together we will have the massage covered... so we need to find someone to enter the household who could handle grooming... you know... pedicures, manicures, hmmm, well you know. We could all trade our services as we go along.

 

[Guest]

In fact I think we should just buy a huge house somewhere we can bring our entire gang and figure out a game plan!

 

[Denae]

Okay Denae.... if we live together we will have the massage covered... so we need to find someone to enter the household who could handle grooming... you know... pedicures, manicures, hmmm, well you know. We could all trade our services as we go along.

Well obviously jeforest will be in charge of the combs.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Hey what about me? What can I be in charge of?

 

[Denae]

Hi AD.

First post what the thread requests and we'll go from there with your responsibilities. It may be hair combs though.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

1) I'm a good cook.

2) I know everything about KISS.

3) I'm very friendly.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Now I feel I should list 3 of my "not so wonderful" qualities down. 2 from others... and one I see.

1) Never ask for help when needed.
2) Worry too much about others.
3) Too sensitive

Now I feel I should list 3 of my "not so wonderful" qualities
from other people.

1) I talk too much

2) I don't watch what I eat.

3) I know everything about KISS.

 

[jacuzzigal]

Hmmm....

1. I am very tolerant and understanding.

2. I'm protective of those I love and of issues/opinions I feel strongly about.

3. I'm witty.


Do I need to post three not good things about me too?

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

1. I give damn good pedicures

2. I make the best quesadillas this side of the Rio Grande

3. I have that little hum trick during oral sex down perfectly!


now where do I fit into the "gang"?

 

[Denae]

1. I give damn good pedicures

2. I make the best quesadillas this side of the Rio Grande

3. I have that little hum trick during oral sex down perfectly!


now where do I fit into the "gang"?

I can't believe the men haven't moved you to the front of the line.

Welcome to the group Vixy; you're fitting in just fine.

What I wouldn't give for a great pedicure and a quesadilla!

 

[jeforest]

1. I give damn good pedicures

2. I make the best quesadillas this side of the Rio Grande

3. I have that little hum trick during oral sex down perfectly!


now where do I fit into the "gang"?

You're Mrs. Roper... obviously I'm Mr. Roper and you've just made me realize that I really DO like sex.

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

I can't believe the men haven't moved you to the front of the line.

Welcome to the group V V.

What I wouldn't give for a great pedicure and a quesadilla!

Coming right up Denae! Look out Momma's got her pedi stuff out.... hot water in the tub and scrubbers on the hands!

How's that feel?? lol

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

You're Mrs. Roper... obviously I'm Mr. Roper and you've just made me realize that I really DO like sex.

LMAO!!! You just want to experience the hummmmmmm....