I'm a man, and I can change.......

[Lost Cause]

.......if I have to!
Sorry, been watching too much Red Green. (redgreen.com)

How many people out there have had to change the way they move in this world due to demands of another (male/female)?

*Had to give up old friends?
*Had to get rid of comfortable old furniture?
*Had to learn to wipe your feet?
*Had to get rid of former lover's phone numbers/photos?
*Had to learn to visit people you don't like because they are..
coworkers, inlaws, and dullards?

Maybe you've got some of your own? Pass 'em on!

 

[AusTess]

1;
Had to learn to keep the bong and the plants hidden.cos no matter what,my parents will NEVER accept the fact that i smoke mull.

2;
Had to learn to dress more conservatively for work situations.
Breasts and cleavage are not acceptable.
Cept to the guys at the Motor Department.




3;
Had to learn to bite my tongue and think before i speak,no matter how thick the sweat that breaks out on my brow.


4;
Had to learn to swallow and pretend to enjoy it.

 

[Lost Cause]

Ooh! Ooh! How about putting the toilet seat down just because there is a female in the house?! (Yours or someone you're visiting)

 

[Silverlily]

I was sure this thread was going to read -

I am a man and I can change...a tire.


You know, a "if the women don't find you handsome, at least they'll find you handy" kind of thing.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Here i was thinkin it was another sex change thread!

 

[Pan718]

And remember to keep your stick on the ice!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

And remember to keep your stick on the ice!

Ice.... did someone mention ice?????

Hi there Kentucky man

 

[Gamelover221]

-I've had to learn to force my roomy to pay the electric bill or we lose power

-I've had to learn to turn the heater on every night after my roomy goes to sleep because he turns it off (there's snow outside for pete's sake!)

-I've had to learn to take out the trash myself every time or it will sit for a month and still not be taken out

-I've had to learn that if you can't live with them, and you can't kick their asses, a bottle of liquer helps a hell of a lot! cheers!

 

[Lost Cause]

The style of clothes you like to wear are suddenly "rags", and something not to be seen in public with.
I am so glad I'm single!

 

[scylis]

it's time for Men Anonymous...

and the Men Anonymous Pledge.

I'm a man, but i can change.. if i have to.. i guess.

right, now.

my name's Scylis, and i'm a man.

*everybody chants "hi scylis"*

well, i can't really share much, since i just got done playing cards with the other guys of the house. sure, it may have been Uno, but it was no less a heated battle. so.. would anyone else like to share?