I'm a giant hypocrite.

[Garnate]

I post more pics than is healthy for me but the only fucking thing I see on the front page right now are picture threads. This place is putting me to sleep.

You can be clever and just post pics here but let's talk about something. Anything. Allow me to hand you some conversation cards:

*The history of parsley
*Describe what you are wearing
*Describe what you wish you were wearing
*Has Saturday Night Live upped it's game this season or is that all in my head
*Who would you like to see in a steel cage death match
*How often do you clip your toenails
*First sexual experience
*Last sexual experience
*Favorite tv show of all time that stars Bob Saget
*Least favorite mall kiosk

These are just suggestions. Feel free to just press your hands down on the keyboard and post whatever letters your fingers land on.

 

[Mr Noone]

I just learned that a film about Alan Turing called "The Imitation Game" with Benedict Cumberbatch is coming out later this year.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I'll take "Last sexual experience" for $200 ...

What was a totally vanilla, boring experience?

 

[Garnate]

I just learned that a film about Alan Turing called "The Imitation Game" with Benedict Cumberbatch is coming out later this year.

Cumberbatch could star in a documentary about grass seeds and I'd DVR the shit out of it.

I'll take "Last sexual experience" for $200 ...

What was a totally vanilla, boring experience?

I never knock vanilla sex. I'm waaaay too vanilla for a swinger. I'm maybe the world's worst swinger to ever have swung.

 

[Aquagal]

I haven't gotten out of my pajamas today.

 

[Bry1313]

So when were the benefits of parsley discovered?

 

[Bry1313]

I haven't gotten out of my pajamas today.

What are your pajamas?

 

[Mr Noone]

Cumberbatch could star in a documentary about grass seeds and I'd DVR the shit out of it...

He certainly has been getting a lot of work recently. I wonder if in ten years we'll be asking "Whatever happened to that guy with the funny name?"

 

[Garnate]

I haven't gotten out of my pajamas today.

I don't take my pj's off unless I have to leave the house that day for something.

 

[Garnate]

He certainly has been getting a lot of work recently. I wonder if in ten years we'll be asking "Whatever happened to that guy with the funny name?"

I think the man is genuinely too interesting of an actor and person for that to happen. Even if the roles dry up for him.

 

[Aquagal]

So when were the benefits of parsley discovered?

Parsley is good for keeping your breath good and also the main ingredient in chimichurri.

What are your pajamas?

Leopard pants, unmatching blue top.

My nearest mall is three hours away, therefore I have no favorite mall kiosk.

 

[Bry1313]

Parsley is good for keeping your breath good and also the main ingredient in chimichurri.



Leopard pants, unmatching blue top.

My nearest mall is three hours away, therefore I have no favorite mall kiosk.

Main ingredient in tabbouleh as well.

I officially love those pajamas. If I owned pajamas if want a matching set.

 

[Garnate]

Welp, it's official. Up until now I knew nothing about parsley.

 

[Bry1313]

Welp, it's official. Up until now I knew nothing about parsley.

We are here for you.

 

[TonyDee2014]

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[Aquagal]

Main ingredient in tabbouleh as well.

I officially love those pajamas. If I owned pajamas if want a matching set.

I have a matching set, but the top is still dirty.

I'm making chocolate chip cookies too. and my fridge/freezer stopped working today. I may be getting a new one tomorrow.

 

[Bry1313]

I have a matching set, but the top is still dirty.

I'm making chocolate chip cookies too. and my fridge/freezer stopped working today. I may be getting a new one tomorrow.

Can I have some of the dough? It's better than the cookie.

Pajama tops are overrated.

 

[sereneone4u]

Least Favorite Mall Kiosk-

I hate that hand lotion one where they chase you down and try to rub the lotion on you.

Except for the one time when it was this hot Israeli man. He could rub lotion on me any time he wishes.

 

[Garnate]

*The history of parsley

I never understood why "cow grass" was always on my plate when I went out to dinner. Who the hell wants to eat parsley before, during, or after an expensive dinner.

Of course, then I came to realize that the reason for it is to freshen your breath until you get a chance to find some gum or brush your teeth.

Smart.​

*Describe what you are wearing.

Dress pants and shoes. Came home from a movie to find my house stinking hotter than hell, so I shed the shirt. (In case you're wondering, there are boxers underneath. )​

*Describe what you wish you were wearing.

A freckled freak of a redhead, legs wrapped around my waist.​

*Has Saturday Night Live upped it's game this season or is that all in my head?

Stopped watching it after John, Dan, Gilda, Chevy, and Jane left.​

*Who would you like to see in a steel cage death match?

The entire Congress of the United States of America ... and a very big grizzly.​

*How often do you clip your toenails?

As often as necessary, defined as when I begin to "sense" them.​

*First sexual experience.

Back seat of a classic muscle car, in a serious rain storm, with a class mate who had experience and afterwards told me I was really good (which served my ego well).​

*Last sexual experience

I assume we're talking about with another person and not talking about masturbating to Literotica this morning...?

Ironically, during a rain storm again, in the back seat of a vehicle, this time a King Cab pickup. She is married and I had family at my home. Funnier still: this was a woman I'd fucked in high school in the front seat of my father's pickup truck, so it was a major and very hilarious flash back. (I think it was better this time around. We both orgasmed, something I can't be sure she did back then.)
​

*Favorite tv show of all time that stars Bob Saget

N/A. Sorry: don't really care for the man. I would say "AFHM", but that would be like saying I voted for this candidate and not that one because I despised him the least rather than liked him the most.​

*Least favorite mall kiosk

The one that sells covers for cell phones. Really? Just cell phone covers?​

You probably just won the thread. Please see Lori for your prize.

 

[Garnate]

I hate that hand lotion one where they chase you down and try to rub the lotion on you.

Agreed.

 

[Aquagal]

First sexual experience: some guido Rocky type from NJ?, gosh he was cute, then. Lived a couple doors down, temporarily stationed there in the Air Force. It was the end of summer chasing me thing. I remember it being more of a pump and dump, at his cousins, I totally expected him to yell," Yo Adrian", when he orgasmed. Then the cousin took me home.

 

[TonyDee2014]

You probably just won the thread. Please see Lori for your prize.

Cool! I'd like a sprig of parsley, a box set of "Full House", and a bottle of that hand lotion y'all are talking about.

 

[Aquagal]

Can I have some of the dough? It's better than the cookie.

Pajama tops are overrated.

I ate so much cookie dough, that the cookies don't even look good.

Least Favorite Mall Kiosk-

I hate that hand lotion one where they chase you down and try to rub the lotion on you.

Except for the one time when it was this hot Israeli man. He could rub lotion on me any time he wishes.

I would have to get rude, that foofoo stuff makes me sneeze.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

First sexual experience: Dorm room in high school.

 

[Garnate]

First sexual experience: some guido Rocky type from NJ?, gosh he was cute, then. Lived a couple doors down, temporarily stationed there in the Air Force. It was the end of summer chasing me thing. I remember it being more of a pump and dump, at his cousins, I totally expected him to yell," Yo Adrian", when he orgasmed. Then the cousin took me home.

That sounds about typical for a girl's first time. Sheesh.