I'm a fake.

[domjoe]

It's also a very good line in a really uncomfortable scene in Grease.

Are you calling me a gay?

 

[Guest]

Are you calling me a gay?

Only a bit of you.

 

[domjoe]

I've had more man than you ever will be. Or something.

 

[Guest]

Yes, and I should bloody well think so.

 

[domjoe]

So. That settles that then.

 

[Guest]

So. That settles that then.

No, it doesn't. Is being "a" gay different than just being gay? I think it's a political issue, e.g., when people start talking about "the" gays. P.

 

[Guest]

Indeed. Finally. Once and for all.

Ok, again, maybe not.

 

[Guest]

Eyup, Loulou.

 

[carsonshepherd]

No, it doesn't. Is being "a" gay different than just being gay? I think it's a political issue, e.g., when people start talking about "the" gays. P.

Older people say "a gay" and younger people say "gay". 'Least that's how I observe it.

 

[Guest]

No, it doesn't. Is being "a" gay different than just being gay? I think it's a political issue, e.g., when people start talking about "the" gays. P.

He's a gay bloke, who is sometimes a bit of a gay. That's how I see him, anyway.

 

[Guest]

Eyup, Loulou.

Whoa! Are you turning the tables on me, and stalking your stalker?

That's freaky.

 

[domjoe]

No, it doesn't. Is being "a" gay different than just being gay? I think it's a political issue, e.g., when people start talking about "the" gays. P.

You see, P, in England, we all use "gay" to mean "jolly". So you need to put the "a" in to disambiguate.

 

[Guest]

He's a gay bloke, who is sometimes a bit of a gay. That's how I see him, anyway.

Such nuances, yikes. I wonder if Gauche knows all this. P.

 

[Guest]

Whoa! Are you turning the tables on me, and stalking your stalker?

Well, you're so bad at it. I got bored waiting for you every tenth post or more. P.

 

[domjoe]

Gosh, and he seemed so het...

 

[Guest]

Well, you're so bad at it. I got bored waiting for you every tenth post or more. P.

Hahaha! I'm not cut out for such shady behaviour.

 

[Guest]

Gosh, and he seemed so het...

Do ya think???

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hahaha! I'm not cut out for such shady behaviour.

I'm sure there are a few people on this board who could give you stalker lessons.

 

[Guest]

You see, P, in England, we all use "gay" to mean "jolly". So you need to put the "a" in to disambiguate.

Yeah, my mum used to call the gays "the happy people" (but her first language was Spanish).

Your use of disambiguate got me all squirmy again. P.

 

[domjoe]

I do all my stalking in public, where you'd think you were safest...

 

[Guest]

I'm sure there are a few people on this board who could give you stalker lessons.

Go on, spill it. Name and shame them.

(Although, I already have a fair idea.)

 

[Guest]

Gosh, and he seemed so het...

Are you joshing (hahaha)? He's stalking you! Plus I gave him some 'gay spray' for xmas. P.

 

[Guest]

Are you joshing (hahaha)?

*snicker*

 

[domjoe]

*snicker*

*mars bar*

 

[Guest]

*mars bar*

Yes please, but turn away as I eat it. Please?