I'm a bitch....but

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it's a TONGUE!!!!

please, ya'll are killin' me.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. I just had to say something. Forgive me.
 
such a tease.... i thought we were all gonna get to find out how much of a bitch you are....

your still forgiven.... cause i dunno what your talking about.
 
perky_baby said:
it's a TONGUE!!!!

please, ya'll are killin' me.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. I just had to say something. Forgive me.

We love you anyway!!
 
I am an exhibitionist at heart, but do you blame me? Tongue in cheek…

WARNING! Perky, don't reply!
 
thankyou, I didn't want to start any fights. I just have this uncontrollable tongue fetish. If it's not spelled correctly the people aren't allowed to use it. It's all for them, you know.
 
Tell us more about your tongue fetish......you've piked my curiosity!! among other things....
 
storm1969 said:
Tell us more about your tongue fetish......you've piked my curiosity!! among other things....

it has to be spelled correctly.

I also like to lick.....body parts.....all of them.
 
Tonguewagger.....Tongue Wagger......TongueWAGGER.....TOngueWagger....TONGUEwagger....TONgueWAGger........


Thank you so much for the intervention!!! I feel so liberated now, and I don't have to hide my spelling errors anymore.......


Nahhhhh.. I'll stick with Tungwagger.....:p
 
perky_baby said:


it has to be spelled correctly.

I also like to lick.....body parts.....all of them.

And that would be enough in most mens eyes to rebuke your claim of bitchiness. Ask any man about a woman that would lick him and I bet he would not describe her as a bitch!


Unless it meant going to hell
 
storm1969 said:
Tell us more about your tongue fetish......you've piked my curiosity!! among other things....

Perhaps when flirting with a woman in a thread she began alluding to spelling and grammatical mistakes...you might want to use 'piqued'. Just so you get laid in the future.
 
Tungwagger said:
Tonguewagger.....Tongue Wagger......TongueWAGGER.....TOngueWagger....TONGUEwagger....TONgueWAGger........


Thank you so much for the intervention!!! I feel so liberated now, and I don't have to hide my spelling errors anymore.......


Nahhhhh.. I'll stick with Tungwagger.....:p

yours doesn't bother me.....you meant to do it. There is a difference between choice and being lazy and ignorant. Okay now that was really bitchy :(

sorry
 
modest mouse said:


Perhaps when flirting with a woman in a thread she began alluding to spelling and grammatical mistakes...you might want to use 'piqued'. Just so you get laid in the future.

I really shouldn't judge grammar and the like, but, damnit, that tongue thing really bugs me.

... you have a delicious point mm :p mmm tongue for you.
 
when did this become a grammar section?? Geez, I've been up since 2am, my brain's turning to mush....and if grammar equated to getting laid, we'd all be screwed.

I still forgive you:)
 
storm1969 said:
when did this become a grammar section?? Geez, I've been up since 2am, my brain's turning to mush....and if grammar equated to getting laid, we'd all be screwed.

I still forgive you:)

<pout> does that mean I don't get the spankings?

:p << tongue
 
I just can't resist a girl who's pouting.....your wish is my command:)

Do I get to sample your licking abilities??
 
perky_baby said:
it's a TONGUE!!!!

please, ya'll are killin' me.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. I just had to say something. Forgive me.

Hey Perky darlin..... it's spelled "y'all"...... good thing I don't have a "y'all" fetish.... :p
 
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Texan said:


Hey Perky darlin..... it's spelled "y'all"...... good thing I don't have a "y'all" fetish.... :p

ooooooops....lol.....I bet I was lazy when I wrote that...my bad! At least it isn't the title of my thread. Thankyou for pointing it out to me. I should be spanked...again:D

:p <<that's tongue y'all ;)
 
perky_baby said:
thankyou, I didn't want to start any fights. I just have this uncontrollable tongue fetish. If it's not spelled correctly the people aren't allowed to use it. It's all for them, you know.

Not a problem.

I feel exactly the same way about President Bush every
time he says "Nukular Weapons".;) :D
 
patient1 said:


Not a problem.

I feel exactly the same way about President Bush every
time he says "Nukular Weapons".;) :D
HAAAHAAHAHAH..that's so funny

:D :D :D
 
Oh Gawd!

I have been laughing so hard I can hardly write this post. You guys are so funny.:D
I forgot what I was going to say... Oh yea!
Sometimes spelling is a very big part of the experience. Other times, it just adds to the amusement factor. Since we are all very accepting of each other, anything goes here. Keep 'em coming folks!:p :p :p
 
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kotori said:
that's what we love about you.

lmao.....where did this thread come from?...it's back to haunt me.


Kotori, You're only allowed to call me a bitch when you're fucking me from behind and slappin my ass.
 
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