I'm (34f) kinda horny but also have some work stuff to do so PM me but I might be kinda slow responding.

Soma99

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Maybe I'll watch some porn later also, but also happy to chat about dirty stuff.

Possible ice breakers:

1- A sexual injury you have sustained

2- A kinky thing a woman has wanted to do

3- A sex scene in a show/ movie you have found really hot

4- A choice you are having trouble with and I will make the decision for you


Happy Monday night!!!
 
I'm questioning myself for not having had a sexual injury now,

I was rimmed when I was 21 by an older lady, is that kinky enough?,

I can't really think of a sex scene that stayed with me but I do remember a wrestler called Lita dancing a certain way staying with me,

And I'm pretty good with choices right now.

How are you?
 
Welp... I do have an injury sustained during sex. An old girlfriend and I were getting it on. She had this really hyper dog, that apparently snuck up on the bed. While we were slow kissing, and slow fucking, her dog licked my ass. Scared the hell out of me. One, didn't know it was there. Two, I knew where her hands and tongue were. Anyway, I jumped, flew off of her, and right off the bed. Whacked my head on the night table, and, scared the damn dog. She found it hilarious.
 
Welp... I do have an injury sustained during sex. An old girlfriend and I were getting it on. She had this really hyper dog, that apparently snuck up on the bed. While we were slow kissing, and slow fucking, her dog licked my ass. Scared the hell out of me. One, didn't know it was there. Two, I knew where her hands and tongue were. Anyway, I jumped, flew off of her, and right off the bed. Whacked my head on the night table, and, scared the damn dog. She found it hilarious.
I do also- that's a good one!
 
Not a major injury, but once after a particularly intense blowjob from my wife, there was a little notch in the head of my dick where she had bit or rubbed a tiny chunk off. A bit tender (once the fun settled) and it took a few months to look completely normal agin. I enjoyed telling her before sex- ā€œnow remember, you canā€™t keep taking bites out of me or there will be nothing left.ā€ She had a real ā€œI need to bite something during orgasmā€ phase for a few years, so I learned to jam my hand, or a pillow, or her panties or something in her mouth when she started to cum. Danger sex is fun too.
 
Maybe I'll watch some porn later also, but also happy to chat about dirty stuff.

Possible ice breakers:

1- A sexual injury you have sustained

2- A kinky thing a woman has wanted to do

3- A sex scene in a show/ movie you have found really hot

4- A choice you are having trouble with and I will make the decision for you


Happy Monday night!!!
Hey, I'm down to talk to you and have a good time
 
Maybe I'll watch some porn later also, but also happy to chat about dirty stuff.

Possible ice breakers:

1- A sexual injury you have sustained

2- A kinky thing a woman has wanted to do

3- A sex scene in a show/ movie you have found really hot

4- A choice you are having trouble with and I will make the decision for you


Happy Monday night!!!
2. Wearing her panties
3 . TS boss making her employee suck her cock
4. Being seduced by a bi couple or a CD
 
1. Wife and I about 12 years ago, she was riding and just went a little wild and we heard a noise and I suddenly felt pain. Thankfully it wasn't a full fracture and after a few days everything was back to normal, but a scary thing we eventually got to laugh at.
2. Sex behind the place we worked while on the clock.
 
No weird sex accidents , but I would love to chat with you and see what kind of naughty kinky things we can cum up with
 
Maybe I'll watch some porn later also, but also happy to chat about dirty stuff.

Possible ice breakers:

1- A sexual injury you have sustained

2- A kinky thing a woman has wanted to do

3- A sex scene in a show/ movie you have found really hot

4- A choice you are having trouble with and I will make the decision for you


Happy Monday night!!!
Back when I was in my 20's I had a one-night stand. I met her in a bar and we hit it off. After a couple of drinks we left to go to her place. We got naked while making out. She went down on me, I went down on her and we ended up in a 69. I brought her to two orgasms when I turned around as whispered in her ear, "where do you want me to cum, in your mouth, in your pussy or in your ass?" She answered, "I my cunt. We'll talk about the rest later". I loved the fact that she used the word cunt instead of pussy. It just made everything hotter. So we fucked and we both came again and I must have dozed off after that. I don't remember for how long but when she was kneeling over me with a bottle of lube in her hand, and asked me if was serious about fucking her ass. I said I was, After the anal sex, that's when things really got kinky. Contact me if you want to find out.
 
1- A sexual injury you have sustained - ex wife used teeth one of the first times she gave me oral. I just wanted to finish and get it over with.

2- A kinky thing a woman has wanted to do - wanted to have all three holes filled at the same time

3- A sex scene in a show/ movie you have found really hot - there were a few in the 50 Shades series - I enjoyed them for the results after šŸ˜†

4- A choice you are having trouble with and I will make the decision for you - business casual or not
 
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