"I'll trade votes with you"

[3113]

Ya, and I got a mean left hook too. And if that ain’t enough, I’m from Chicaga, I know how to rig votes if need be

From Chicaga! Why dinn't ya say so! Welcome t' da gang, Mr. Left Hook Horny!

Okay. Now all we've gots t' decide is if we should we go after da chucky now...or wait for ...Da Oil. Whadda think, Wheels?

See, Left Hook, Da Oil's this hitman we kidnapped outta England. He talks funny, but there ain't no better inside man. High Class. Knows just what t' say. Makes us look legit so we can get close t' the target and then....BAM! Da mook is no more.

 

[Tom Collins]

From Chicaga! Why dinn't ya say so! Welcome t' da gang, Mr. Left Hook Horny!

Okay. Now all we've gots t' decide is if we should we go after da chucky now...or wait for ...Da Oil. Whadda think, Wheels?

See, Left Hook, Da Oil's this hitman we kidnapped outta England. He talks funny, but there ain't no better inside man. High Class. Knows just what t' say. Makes us look legit so we can get close t' the target and then....BAM! Da mook is no more.

You tink I wanna surrfer da wrath o' Da Oil if we was ta leave him outs da job? 'Sides...we gots ta get da blessin' o' Don Stella before we fits da filthy animal wid cement booties.

 

[Elsie Grey]

Da Oil - The Earl?

Elsie

xxx

 

[Aurora Black]

Behold, the seedy underworld of Lit.

 

[Tom Collins]

Da Oil - The Earl?

Elsie

xxx

Yeah...Da Oil (The Earl).

Behold, the seedy underworld of Lit.

The Lit Mafia. Our slogan is, "We'll write you a story you can't refuse to RVC."

 

[Aurora Black]

The Lit Mafia. Our slogan is, "We'll write you a story you can't refuse to RVC."

Charming.

 

[TheEarl]

My name being taken in vain?

The Earl

 

[Elsie Grey]

Looks like it sweetie!

Elsie

xxx

 

[TheEarl]

Looks like it sweetie!

Elsie

xxx

You wiseguys remember m'doll? She aint my doxie, but aint for lack of trying. Strange broad to resist da attraction of Da Oil.

The Earl

 

[Elsie Grey]

I love you dearly but I already ahve a man who takes up all the time I have left over from rowing!

Elsie

xxx

 

[matriarch]

Extortionists. Too bad there isn't a method of reporting such behavior.

I hope the perpetrator gets a sandspur caught where it will irritate for hours.

There is a way. Simply forward the message to Laurel, and see what she say.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You tink I wanna surrfer da wrath o' Da Oil if we was ta leave him outs da job? 'Sides...we gots ta get da blessin' o' Don Stella before we fits da filthy animal wid cement booties.

My son...
ya gotta stop givin me dese titles...
I'm runnin outta hats...

I done whatcha said and passed the emails to da aut'orities.

Now I am inspired to write porn in the style of Damon Runyon- all the women is dolls, all the men is guys, all the action is present tense- even what is happening yesterday.

 

[Guest]

.....

 

[PatPowers]

I got feedback from someone;
They loved my story, and offered to give me a five vote, if I, in return, would give them five votes on some stories that needed them.
I replied that I would gladly read the stories and vote fives if I thought they deserved them, and would not vote at all if I thought not.

The reply came back "have a good life" and my story's rating dropped.

If you disapprove of such stratagems, there's an easy way to discourage them: say, "Sure, I'll do it." Then give their story a 1.

After a few such experiences, they'd get discouraged, I imagine.

 

[FallingToFly]

Jesus-

Stella, report to Laurel, hand her the emails, and ask her to do a troll sweep of your stories.

I'm about to ask her to do one of mine that's to a certain asshole who trolls my stories the minute they hit he New or Top list.

 

[Antfarmer77]

I'd just be happy to get votes and feedback on some of my stories.

Amen my brother, amen

 

[NoJo]

If you disapprove of such stratagems, there's an easy way to discourage them: say, "Sure, I'll do it." Then give their story a 1.

After a few such experiences, they'd get discouraged, I imagine.

That strategy (probably incorrectly) assumes that they won't take revenge.

I've no doubt that these scams and other "anticompetitive practices" are rife here as they are everywhere.

 

[3113]

Now I am inspired to write porn in the style of Damon Runyon- all the women is dolls, all the men is guys, all the action is present tense- even what is happening yesterday.

:drool: I would SO read that!

 

[3113]

You wiseguys remember m'doll? She aint my doxie, but aint for lack of trying. Strange broad to resist da attraction of Da Oil.

Hey, Oil! You wants we should get rid of this guy of hers? Quiet like I mean. We could pursuade him to take a walk or...make him disappear. If you get my drift.

Open playing field for Da Oil! Least we can do for our inside man. Just a suggestion. Seein' as youse is sweet on her an' all....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got feedback from someone;
They loved my story, and offered to give me a five vote, if I, in return, would give them five votes on some stories that needed them.
I replied that I would gladly read the stories and vote fives if I thought they deserved them, and would not vote at all if I thought not.

The reply came back "have a good life" and my story's rating dropped.

I got that comment from a person once....
I responded the same way you did.

 

[Minervous]

.....

 

[Equinoxe]

Having never written anything for the site, I can't say I have any experience with these sorts of things, though I've heard whispers of such.

...

Also, I just wanted to add that you have my favourite name for today.

 

[jushorny]

My son...
ya gotta stop givin me dese titles...
I'm runnin outta hats...

I done whatcha said and passed the emails to da aut'orities.

Now I am inspired to write porn in the style of Damon Runyon- all the women is dolls, all the men is guys, all the action is present tense- even what is happening yesterday.

Way to take the high road....but I still wanna get this chucky guy

 

[jushorny]

From Chicaga! Why dinn't ya say so! Welcome t' da gang, Mr. Left Hook Horny!

Okay. Now all we've gots t' decide is if we should we go after da chucky now...or wait for ...Da Oil. Whadda think, Wheels?

See, Left Hook, Da Oil's this hitman we kidnapped outta England. He talks funny, but there ain't no better inside man. High Class. Knows just what t' say. Makes us look legit so we can get close t' the target and then....BAM! Da mook is no more.

Tanks for the welcome. I don't like to touts my advantages, why i dinn't say sumthin before.

Had to opperunty to see Richie this aftrnon, he said as long Da Oil is envolved, we're covered, be it armed men or vote riggin

 

[joeys-game]

Who is Chucky???