I'll tell you where they are!! Merry Christmas and ho, Ho, HO!!

*comes to a complete stop* oh hes gonna catch me dont catch me *catch me fuck me please please please*
 
And I just have a stupid washing machine.

Well hell. Dammit, at least let me borrow the strap on, I could hook it to the washing machine maybe.
 
I considered that line NH but it seemed so easy,
Somebody fuck me quick, I hate to sound this sleazy
That damn other thread has got me to rhyming
Please provide me relief before I start whining
 
Totaly escapist, highly descriptive, you I and whoever else wet to the knees, completely uninhibited, too exhausted to do anything but sleep after, sex.
 
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