IHC's Relationship Advice Thread

[rubydlite]

Uh, similar to ball sweat and whatever crawled up your ass and died? Yes I think so.
And we're supposed to like the way your sweaty balls have the tang of weekly washed gym socks and jock straps?

*snicker*......

 

[MedicalMuse]

Tang is what astronaut's drink. You should feel honored.

They also eat freeze dried ice cream and shit into a tiny ass vacuum. Neither sounds appealing. I think tang ranks on the same scale.

 

[IhateClowns]

They also eat freeze dried ice cream and shit into a tiny ass vacuum. Neither sounds appealing. I think tang ranks on the same scale.

And once again you should honored. I shall name my taint discover and my balls Apollo I and II

 

[Miles Long]

They also eat freeze dried ice cream and shit into a tiny ass vacuum. Neither sounds appealing. I think tang ranks on the same scale.

There used to be a tiny ass vacuum thread around here somewhere, wasn't there?

 

[luvthedesserts]

There used to be a tiny ass vacuum thread around here somewhere, wasn't there?

Stop promoting your own threads.

 

[MedicalMuse]

And once again you should honored. I shall name my taint discover and my balls Apollo I and II

Have your taint and balls also transported astronauts?

There used to be a tiny ass vacuum thread around here somewhere, wasn't there?

I have no clue lol

 

[Miles Long]

Stop promoting your own threads.

Busted!



Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to one and all!

 

[IhateClowns]

Have your taint and balls also transported astronauts?



I have no clue lol

No. It is purely in honor for them.

 

[Miles Long]

IHC, here's a relationship question for you. It's not a romantic partner question, but rather a question about dealing with your family at the holidays. When it comes to family gatherings, how drunk is too drunk?

 

[MedicalMuse]

No. It is purely in honor for them.

For them, or of them?

 

[IhateClowns]

For them, or of them?

For them. They asked me to do it. There were speeches and a banquet. Prime rib and twice baked potatoes were provided. 2 free drink coupons though. Should have been an open bar in my opinion.

 

[MedicalMuse]

For them. They asked me to do it. There were speeches and a banquet. Prime rib and twice baked potatoes were provided. 2 free drink coupons though. Should have been an open bar in my opinion.

I agree. If you're honoring balls and astronauts you should get free liquor.

 

[IhateClowns]

I agree. If you're honoring balls and astronauts you should get free liquor.

Weird part about it though was everyone wante the taint.

Go figure.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Okay IHC, I am the end of my rope. I love my husband, really I do. But I swear to God if he turns on the TV to some macho many show only fall asleep and start snoring one more time, I think I am going to lose my mind and bludgeon him with the remote. And the worst part is that if I go to change the channel, he snorts awake and I hear 'Hey! I was watching that!'.

Please, please... for the life of my husband and to keep me out of prison...what do I do?

 

[rubydlite]

I'd also like some advice on how to tell the male population of my house that sitting in cold pee is not enjoyable....tell me...how is it that the toilet bowl is so large, the distance short and the gun so small in comparison to the target, yet still I have to look before I sit???

 

[flirtygirly]

!@#$/^&*(

 

[MedicalMuse]

Weird part about it though was everyone wante the taint.

Go figure.

The taint has potential for ad space. Especially if it's seen by many people.

 

[flirtygirly]

!@#$/^&*(