IhateClowns
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I realized something today. I have psychic capabilities. I was watching the news last night and the weatherman said that there was a 50% chance of rain headed our way today. I was skepticle to say the least, but drank my glass of whole milk and scurried off to bed.
I had the most peaceful sleep ever. When I woke up I just felt different. I saw the world in a whole new light. I went downstairs and got a glass of OJ and stepped outside. I looked around, they skies were grey and overcast. That is when my premonition hit me. 50% my ass I said aloud. There is a 100% chance it is going to rain today and do you know what? IT DID!!!!!
Oh my gosh. I have been keeping a deep dark secret from myself. I am psychic. I just thought these things were coincidence. I was wrong. So I want to share this gift with you wonderful Litsters.
If you dial 1-900-IHC-IS#1 it will only cost you $39.99 for the first minute and $10.99 for each additional minute. PLease state your first name and the month you were born. Ask me whatever question you wish. I will gaze into my Crystal Ball:
http://img1.imagehousing.com/49/589bfa1c2a723b235bcc68df93bc0525.jpg
then shake violently. Throw up in a Walmart bag and be overcome with the answer. I also can read, palms, feet, and vaginas. Fortunately I do not have the gift to read penises so don't ask fellas.
If you wish to provide me a gift for services rendered I do accept gifts.
US Dollar Bills only smart ass
I had the most peaceful sleep ever. When I woke up I just felt different. I saw the world in a whole new light. I went downstairs and got a glass of OJ and stepped outside. I looked around, they skies were grey and overcast. That is when my premonition hit me. 50% my ass I said aloud. There is a 100% chance it is going to rain today and do you know what? IT DID!!!!!
Oh my gosh. I have been keeping a deep dark secret from myself. I am psychic. I just thought these things were coincidence. I was wrong. So I want to share this gift with you wonderful Litsters.
If you dial 1-900-IHC-IS#1 it will only cost you $39.99 for the first minute and $10.99 for each additional minute. PLease state your first name and the month you were born. Ask me whatever question you wish. I will gaze into my Crystal Ball:
http://img1.imagehousing.com/49/589bfa1c2a723b235bcc68df93bc0525.jpg
then shake violently. Throw up in a Walmart bag and be overcome with the answer. I also can read, palms, feet, and vaginas. Fortunately I do not have the gift to read penises so don't ask fellas.
If you wish to provide me a gift for services rendered I do accept gifts.
US Dollar Bills only smart ass
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