Ignore this thread
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MysticSwing
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lordelpus said:
I never could follow orders very well...
[size=-4]*Quickly backing out of thread, hoping no one saw me*[/size]
SlowHand89
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That's not as easy as it sounds.
MysticSwing
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lordelpus said:well Mystic...
maybe you need some "discipline" to help you...
Think so? Really? Oh, what the hell.... *bending over*... Spank me.
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MysticSwing said:
Think so? Really? Oh, what the hell.... *bending over*... Spank me.
Oh yes. I hope you don't mind if I watch for a while.
MysticSwing
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SlowHand89 said:
Oh yes. I hope you don't mind if I watch for a while.
No, not at all. Grab a chair, have a seat.
[size=-2]*still bent over waiting for that spanking*[/size]
MysticSwing
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LOL. Sorry sweetie.BBD said:
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Hey,
People are always telling me I don't miss a thing. And I guess they're right. I don't, for instance, miss you, my ex-wife, um Lana. Or, for that matter, your girlfriend, Aunt Gina. I don't recall; just who did I open the door for when you both left?
I do, however, miss the point of your thread. I hate not knowing what's going on for crying out loud! I'm not at all self conscious, but I just know that you're going to talk about me, and probably when you think I'm not listening.
Okay Lana, I know what your alias is now. We've been divorced for how long? Going on three years, and you won't give it up, will you? You just despise the fact that I'm engaged again, and you're going to try to ruin it for me by exploiting my darker side, aren't you?
Look, I haven't made it withyour girlfriend or, my Aunt Gina since you left, my mother's joined a cloister of nuns, my sister Barbie's gotten too plump to find the right fold, our fifteen year-old daughter, Nan, has got me into court, and my cat died! Give it break, will you? There's no sense in beating a dead horse. Oh, by the way, I had to have Brandy put down.
You know, I'm really going to miss that pony. She was always so kind, and caring to all of my needs. Still, life must go on. You might be happy to know that I've kept her ashes in the perfect urn though: a life size vagina of Traci Lords.
I'm trying ever so hard to get my life back together, so please don't spoil it for me. Heather is a fine young lady. She's a natural blonde, with all of the atributes of Aphrodite, and a ten inch clit to boot. And, I truly do love it, I mean her.
This is, after all, no place to attempt to air out our differences. I think you, Aunt Gina, Mom, Barbie (especially if she goes on a diet), Nan, Heather and myself need to sit down and talk over this whole situation. It might even bring back some fond memories of the good old times.
You see, I can no longer ignore this thread. Life's too short. I need desparately to look toward the future, rather than the past. The only thing I can hope for now is that Lit adds spellcheck.
People are always telling me I don't miss a thing. And I guess they're right. I don't, for instance, miss you, my ex-wife, um Lana. Or, for that matter, your girlfriend, Aunt Gina. I don't recall; just who did I open the door for when you both left?
I do, however, miss the point of your thread. I hate not knowing what's going on for crying out loud! I'm not at all self conscious, but I just know that you're going to talk about me, and probably when you think I'm not listening.
Okay Lana, I know what your alias is now. We've been divorced for how long? Going on three years, and you won't give it up, will you? You just despise the fact that I'm engaged again, and you're going to try to ruin it for me by exploiting my darker side, aren't you?
Look, I haven't made it withyour girlfriend or, my Aunt Gina since you left, my mother's joined a cloister of nuns, my sister Barbie's gotten too plump to find the right fold, our fifteen year-old daughter, Nan, has got me into court, and my cat died! Give it break, will you? There's no sense in beating a dead horse. Oh, by the way, I had to have Brandy put down.
You know, I'm really going to miss that pony. She was always so kind, and caring to all of my needs. Still, life must go on. You might be happy to know that I've kept her ashes in the perfect urn though: a life size vagina of Traci Lords.
I'm trying ever so hard to get my life back together, so please don't spoil it for me. Heather is a fine young lady. She's a natural blonde, with all of the atributes of Aphrodite, and a ten inch clit to boot. And, I truly do love it, I mean her.
This is, after all, no place to attempt to air out our differences. I think you, Aunt Gina, Mom, Barbie (especially if she goes on a diet), Nan, Heather and myself need to sit down and talk over this whole situation. It might even bring back some fond memories of the good old times.
You see, I can no longer ignore this thread. Life's too short. I need desparately to look toward the future, rather than the past. The only thing I can hope for now is that Lit adds spellcheck.
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Re: re: Ignore this thread
[size=-2]But I gotta agree with you on that spell check thing! lol[/size]
LMAO! Honey, you have some serious issues....mjslimited said:
[size=-2]But I gotta agree with you on that spell check thing! lol[/size]
