If you're eating pussy

[hmmnmm]

and you sneeze...?

 

[impressive]

It's never happened to me -- on either end of the sneeze.

 

[hmmnmm]

me either, but it might. cold & flu season...

 

[impressive]

me either, but it might. cold & flu season...

So are you, like, formulating a contingency plan or something?

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Give it a try. Hell, it might send her over the top

 

[hmmnmm]

Contingency plan?
Preemptive strategy?
What if?
Would you hear, "oh god... bless you!"
Wouldn't expect "geshundeit"

 

[cantdog]

It's never happened to me, either. Strange. Maybe the tuppy has antihistamine properties?

 

[Byakuya]

ever since she had a baby, my wife sometimes pees when she sneezes.. what if she sneezes while I'm eating her pussy?

 

[hmmnmm]

It's never happened to me, either. Strange. Maybe the tuppy has antihistamine properties?

you might be on to something, cant.
wow.

 

[hmmnmm]

ever since she had a baby, my wife sometimes pees when she sneezes.. what if she sneezes while I'm eating her pussy?

the pot thickens...
don't know about that one. You mean whether she should sound a warning? or just let it fly? Did you take out the trash that day? Did you compliment her on her hair or something? Or did you not?

 

[fieryjen]

Contingency plan?
Preemptive strategy?
What if?
Would you hear, "oh god... bless you!"
Wouldn't expect "geshundeit"

It's "Gesundheit"

 

[hmmnmm]

It's "Gesundheit"

right.
that was the first choice, really: "Gesundheit"
or that.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

It's the matter over mind effect.

 

[Caitano]

It's the matter over mind effect.

Pussy is very much like that. Pussy in, mind out. But I never have cared that it was so.

 

[hmmnmm]

twas a mere idle wonder that flitted past -
antihistamine, never thought of it that way.
and if I was a creator of sex toys, i'd surely consider The Sneezer.
gesundheit and nite nite.

 

[Boxlicker101]

It's never happened to me. I might incorporate it in a story sometime. I would think it might happen, especially if the eater gets her pubic hair in his or her nostrils.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Better a sneeze than a fart.
Or a yawn....

 

[neonlyte]

ever since she had a baby, my wife sometimes pees when she sneezes.. what if she sneezes while I'm eating her pussy?

The SO always sneezes three times... I could drown

 

[hmmnmm]

Better a sneeze than a fart.
Or a yawn....

or a snooze.
sneeze button
snooze button
Research did not occur
as it appeared it may.
Still don't know.
Still in the dark.
Sometimes...

 

[Guest]

where do i sign up for this?

 

[hmmnmm]

where do i sign up for this?

Down the Hall of Whimsy and Curiosity
you will see a door marked ahh-choo.
The secret password is "Gesundheit".

 

[Guest]

ever since she had a baby, my wife sometimes pees when she sneezes.. what if she sneezes while I'm eating her pussy?

Kegels, kegels, kegels.