If Your COCK Was A Car, What Kind Would It Be?

juicylips

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I don't know much about cars, so you will have to be explicit.:D

You can include motorcycles, also.

Post pics, also. ( I mean of the the cars, of course;))

Cassidy
 
juicylips said:


Post pics, also. ( I mean of the the cars, of course;))

Cassidy


Ahhh why did ya have to go and clarify?:D
 
Svedish_Chef said:
Ford LTD. Big comfortable and luxurious!

I heard it was a Fiat Bambino..cheffie...

Small, thrifty and unreliable....:D

Gotcha....
 
juicylips said:
I don't know much about cars, so you will have to be explicit.:D

You can include motorcycles, also.

Post pics, also. ( I mean of the the cars, of course;))

Cassidy

A rusted out '55 Chevy?

*Lookin' for a pic*
 
juicylips,

Please forgive what I'm about to say....when I read the title of your post, I immediately thought of the word "Volvo". Sorry, I know it's early...just that it was the first thing that popped into my head.

Sorry for the intrusion. LOL!
 
Enchanted said:
juicylips,

Please forgive what I'm about to say....when I read the title of your post, I immediately thought of the word "Volvo". Sorry, I know it's early...just that it was the first thing that popped into my head.

Sorry for the intrusion. LOL!

:D Hehehehehe!
 
Enchanted said:
juicylips,

Please forgive what I'm about to say....when I read the title of your post, I immediately thought of the word "Volvo". Sorry, I know it's early...just that it was the first thing that popped into my head.

Sorry for the intrusion. LOL!

LMAO!!!

No intrusion here, hon... I can see why that would pop into your head. :)

Cassidy
 
Re: Re: If Your COCK Was A Car, What Kind Would It Be?

Shylady said:



Ahhh why did ya have to go and clarify?:D


Damn! I just wasn't thinking;)

Maybe someone will post two pics, side by side, one of the car and one of their cock, so we can compare??? :D

Cassidy
 
Why do I think no guys are going to claim the name of a car known for being "fast?"
 
Draco said:


I heard it was a Fiat Bambino..cheffie...

Small, thrifty and unreliable....:D

Gotcha....

Not gotcha at all, its just that's the way you dream about me. Becaus emy size would tear you apart you like to think of me that way. Its Ok I'll let you honey.

Cheyenne said:
Why do I think no guys are going to claim the name of a car known for being "fast?"

The LTD can go VERY fast.

Your point?
 
Svedish_Chef said:
The LTD can go VERY fast.

Your point?

LOL. I don't think most guys will brag about a cock that can shoot fast. It isn't usually a skill that women look for. In fact, I think most of us would prefer the opposite.

Example- how many threads do you see started in the "How to" forum requesting info on how to get a cock to cum faster? How many do you see requesting methods to slow down and enjoy the fuck a bit more first?
 
here's the Minor

It's a little stubby, but it can go and go and go. . .
once you got it, you never have to worry about having it stolen--always starts, and it's "kinda cute" in it's own way
 
Juicy I told you to make a thread I can post at......

Yes I may have built cars in the body shop but I know nothing about them... So I don't know what Kind Mine is....

You wanna take a look and tell me what you think it is? ;)
 
Fly_On_Wall said:
Juicy I told you to make a thread I can post at......

Yes I may have built cars in the body shop but I know nothing about them... So I don't know what Kind Mine is....

You wanna take a look and tell me what you think it is? ;)

You will let me peek under your hood???? :D

Cassidy
 
Southern37 said:
78 AMC Gremlin.....lol


Pick again...

Gremlins were just pretend cars....but I think that just about anything that AMC turned out was....lol

Cassidy
 
juicylips said:


You will let me peek under your hood???? :D

Cassidy

Sure.... Only you though, and let's go over here... --> Where noone can bother us.


(and no I'm not going to give the obvious Lub job Joke many others here would have)
 
The AMC Matador. I had one of these, great car. Always started, would run for ever. Big, fat. Not the cutest car on the road. But it demanded attention when it pulled up on your bummper.
 
If my cock were a car... It wouldn't be a Limmo I don't like large garages. It wouldn't be a Honeybee God was not that unkind. I would say I am a Jeep, down, dirty, versitile and willing to explore even the most savage terrain :D
 
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