If your bed could speak

[Vinny]

If your bed could speak, what would it tell us about your last sex act?

 

[JennyOmanHill]

If your bed could speak, what would it tell us about your last sex act?

The batteries ran out!

 

[Wiggles]

My Bitchy Mattress.....

God, they take forever......Just get it over with man, you can take it!

Why do they insist on banging my poor little head board into the wall, it's cruel!

Damnit, Now I'm all soggy!

They keep twisting my poor ol' sheets into a mess, I need to find some cleaner tenants.....

 

[MidnightAngel]

Well, first off....it would probably yawn!

Then it would say that it was pretty one-sided......

 

[Vinny]

alone

Dayum he is alone again!

 

[Summery]

My bed would tell you

I'm a bed damnit.....not a trampoline

Is it necessary to keep slamming the headboard into the neighbors wall

This is mattress abuse!



What my bed would tell you now, Hello.....anybody ever sleep here anymore?

 

[Vinny]

Re: My bed would tell you

I'm a bed damnit.....not a trampoline

Is it necessary to keep slamming the headboard into the neighbors wall

This is mattress abuse!



What my bed would tell you now, Hello.....anybody ever sleep here anymore?

Does your bed send out invitation?

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Re: If your bed could speak

The batteries ran out!

That's exactly what she said, Jenny, how did you know!

 

[Summery]

Re: Re: My bed would tell you

Does your bed send out invitation?

It sends out applications. If you qualify, then you get an invitation!

 

[Vinny]

Re: Re: Re: My bed would tell you

It sends out applications. If you qualify, then you get an invitation!

Please wait a minute mister postman; guess I don't LOL

 

[phrodeau]

If your bed could speak, what would it tell us about your last sex act?

"Now the dining table knows how it feels."

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Re: Re: Re: If your bed could speak

That's exactly what she said, Jenny, how did you know!

Sorry to hear that, Plasticman!! (At least I was alone in my bed!)

 

[Vinny]

Re: Re: Re: Re: If your bed could speak

Sorry to hear that, Plasticman!! (At least I was alone in my bed!)

You are alone now. But from what I read, you won't be that much longer. Have fun

 

[JennyOmanHill]

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You are alone now. But from what I read, you won't be that much longer. Have fun

Very true, Vinny!! 15 days, then a whole week together! Thanks!

 

[Jack Steed]

It would be singing, "Alone Again, Naturally"

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

If your bed could speak, what would it tell us about your last sex act?

Who are You ?

 

[MissVictoria]

Mine would say: "Come on guys. I'm the bed. You're supposed to be over here and I'm feeling sorely neglected. - oh, never mind. *sigh*"

 

[nasty]

Sex act?

 

[lovetoread]

She is on that damn phone again and that moaning is really getting on my nerves....

 

[tn_8tiv]

If your bed could speak, what would it tell us about your last sex act?

Bed??? Who can wait for the bed?

 

[bubbley1]

If your bed could speak, what would it say about your last sex act?

"That's it? That's all there is? Boy, I'm never going to be broken in that way."

 

[tn_8tiv]

"That's it? That's all there is? Boy, I'm never going to be broken in that way."

You need some help?????

 

[bubbley1]

S.O.S

Please, oh please, oh pretty please? With Icecream and a Cherry on top?

Hugs (as she sits on the edge of the bed patting a place for you to sit),

Bubbley

 

[paganangel]

"If your bed could speak ..."

i'd cut it's fucking tongue out!

 

[paganangel]

on second thought....

if my bed had a tongue, i'd never give it the chance to speak