If you.....

[Dennis13]

real animal--- tigers are cool but panthers strike me as being more sleek as well as powerful

mythical beast-- sphinx, real smart and get to kick someone's ass if they can't answer a riddle....or maybe a griffon(eagle front, lion back) flying with power of a lion for attacking. One of those animals that just does everything by instinct.

 

[Teenage Venus]

There was a male gorilla I kinda liked at a zoo in Edinbugh Scotland.

He spent his time wanking until he had a nice crowd of mostly 'holier than thou' women tut tutting and complaining - whilst having a good look.

When happy he had enough of 'em in range he pissed all over 'em. I thought his life wasn't all that bad.

 

[stray_girl]

LMAO

 

[stray_girl]

Re: Re: Re: If you.....

Me, too.

Thanks. That makes me feel better.

 

[oggbashan]

Real Animal:

I'd like to be a duck-billed platypus.

I could swim, dig, poison people with my back claws and I'd be a protected species that annoys biologists who try to work out how I evolved.

Mythical Animal:

A Unicorn with a few virgins as handmaidens.

Og

 

[Just-Legal]

I wanna be a handmaiden!

Oh, wait, virgins.

Demmit!

 

[SnoopDog]

Very intersting answers so far.

I think it's cool that you guys mentioned fantasy creatures, I actually didn't think of that but it's very interesting.

I found it very difficult to find a right animal that I'd like to be.

I'm very intrigued to be an animal with some freedom of movement, i.e. flying like an eagle or swimming like a fish, or climbing like a monkey. (think of that, me as a monkey, omg)

Then again I said to me, 'you gotta be a dog, right ?' And I honestly think being a dog isn't too bad. Of course you'd say that there isn't anything too spectacular about it, but you still have some remains of a fierce creature, plus you get to be man's best buddy, i.e. you can have an almost stronger-than-love relationship towards your master and you can learn some pretty cool tricks plus lying around in the sun getting pet all day.

As far as fantasy is concerned, I think I'd like to be a dragon.

(...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup... )

Dragons are supposed to be VERY intelligent, strong and they can both fly and roast stupid knights who try to steal their treasures.

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

Gee, Snoops, you've given me ideas. Lying about in the sun and getting petted all day... Roasting stupid knights...

Perdita

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

If i was an animal?

I'd have to say a bird like a hawk so I could fly over the world and look down on everything.

 

[Liar]

All those people want to be falcons and hawks. So they can fly and stuff.

I want to be an albatross. Now that's a bird dammit.

Mythical critters... A pixie?

 

[Guest]

All those people want to be falcons and hawks. So they can fly and stuff.

I want to be an albatross. Now that's a bird dammit.

Mythical critters... A pixie?

"Get your frozen Albatrose!.. Albatrose! Seagull Sicals!"
(pardon the random and obscure monty python quote and do go on...)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"Get your frozen Albatrose!.. Albatrose! Seagull Sicals!"
(pardon the random and obscure monty python quote and do go on...)

Don't worry, we're all used to ignoring you by now.

 

[Guest]

Don't worry, we're all used to ignoring you by now.

low blow.. you know the rest...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

low blow.. you know the rest...

 

[Liar]

"Get your frozen Albatrose!.. Albatrose! Seagull Sicals!"
(pardon the random and obscure monty python quote and do go on...)

wut? did zumwun zei zumpfin?

 

[Honey123]

I'd be a butterfly.

They go from ugly, fuzzy caterpillas that tickle you when you hold them to lovely creatures that just float around and bring smiles to everyone's faces.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'd be a butterfly.

They go from ugly, fuzzy caterpillas that tickle you when you hold them to lovely creatures that just float around and bring smiles to everyone's faces.

Aw how sweet.



I'll bet $5, Charley wants to be a squirrel.

 

[Honey123]

Aw how sweet.



I'll bet $5, Charley wants to be a squirrel.

Bitch!

I think you'll win that bet!

 

[alyxen]

As far as fantasy is concerned, I think I'd like to be a dragon.

(...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup... )

Dragons are supposed to be VERY intelligent, strong and they can both fly and roast stupid knights who try to steal their treasures.

Snoopy

You forgot to mention the fair virgin maidens...

 

[Shock Chick]

Mythical critters... A pixie?

LOL!

No further comment.

Shocky

P.S. I'd be a hippo.

 

[DirtyJJ]

I'd like to be a duck... or some similar bird so that I could fly AND swim all day.
JJ

The cats and tigers are of course a very cool choice too.

 

[CharleyH]

Squirrel? LOL, well they do have it good around my apartment but . . . they are rodents.

Honey wins the bet! Cough up your measley five.

I enjoy being a human animal because it's the only animal that can ponder ridiculous things, and I like to ponder ridiculous things.

Other than that, you say?

Hm. Definately not a chicken, cow or other edible thing. Probably something in the ocean since I have a fascination with the sea. Not an anemonie or coral, too stationary, and although I did enjoy 'Finding Nemo', Clown fish are too often found in tanks, and I wouldn't be able to handle the confinement, nor the children forgetting to feed me, then unceremoniously being flushed down the toilet.

Hm. I really have no idea, so will have to think about it more. I enjoy pondering absurd things

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Squirrel? LOL, well they do have it good around my apartment but . . . they are rodents.

Honey wins the bet! Cough up your measley five.

I enjoy being a human animal because it's the only animal that can ponder ridiculous things, and I like to ponder ridiculous things.

Other than that, you say?

Hm. Definately not a chicken, cow or other edible thing. Probably something in the ocean since I have a fascination with the sea. Not an anemonie or coral, too stationary, and although I did enjoy 'Finding Nemo', Clown fish are too often found in tanks, and I wouldn't be able to handle the confinement, nor the children forgetting to feed me, then uncerimoniously being flushed down the toilet.

Hm. I really have no idea, so will have to think about it more. I enjoy pondering absurd things

Is that $5 in American or Canadian, I'll just give you a pack of cigarettes instead.

 

[Guest]

You forgot to mention the fair virgin maidens...

That one is a myth. Man has always had this notion that when things go wrong the best solution is to sacrifice a virgin. Silly notion.

 

[doormouse]

Squirrel? LOL, well they do have it good around my apartment but . . . they are rodents.

Ahem!!

Nothing wrong with rodents